Thursday, August 25, 2011

The Birds: Part II

Nope, it's a not a remake of the classic Hitchcock horror movie, but it's a new sort of nightmare involving birds---pigeons specifically. I'd like to share this clip with you that I saw on Fox News Boston last night. I am disgusted, amused, and astounded all at the same time. I'm sure once you take a look, you'll understand why:



Couple of things:


Couple of things:

1. You know it's going to be interesting and awesome whenever someone chooses to be their own attorney in court. This guy just further proves that theory. Listen to him at the beginning of the clip yelling in the court room.

2. I was unaware that you needed certain 'permits' to have pigeons. How did I not know this, you ask? Because I'm not INSANE and would NEVER even want ONE pigeon on my property let alone hundreds in coops as my pets!!

3. What are the odds that this man is going to end up being held for psychological evaluation? He's raising hundreds of pigeons as pets, he's claiming that he brought them up to a location in New Hampshire that is THREE HOURS away and released them only to have them return two months later with "friends" apparently.... The one minute mark is the highlight of this clip: "And I warned them, if I released them they were going to come back with more birds because they've been here for 10 years".....Listen, pigeons are rats with wings and I highly doubt they have the intelligence to do what he is claiming that they did.

4. In a day and age when there are so many terribly sad, depressing, and enraging stories on the news, it's nice to see that there are some people keepin' it real and standing up for what they believe in. Who cares if what they stand for is breeding pigeons? As Mr. Alexanderian explains, the city has a history of making up its own rules, so he's not going to stand for it.

I've got you dude, sometimes you've just gotta fight for your fight.....to paaaaa-rtayyyy (with pigeons)...



P.S. Something tells me that Mr. Alexanderian and a certain Mr. Mike Tyson will be joining forces very soon....




-KC Jones