Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Can We Be Real For a Minute?





OK.  This will not be popular, but that has never stopped me before.  For the record, I never got why people fell over themselves for Gisele.  Dudes, you airbrush my ass and it could be in Victoria's Secret.  You know what Victoria's Secret is?  Adobe Photoshop.

See picture number three?  Go to CVS in Northbridge, MA and that's who you see working the one hour photo booth (shout out to KC and her high school job, but not in Northbridge).  I just don't get it.  Number 12 was once the most clutch QB to ever don a uniform, now he's got a skinny-ass Yoko Ono f*cking up his chi.  Maybe he needs a slump buster or at least a woman with some semblance of curves.

-Big Ran

Spring Break!




It looks like Gisele Bundchen has forgiven her husband Tom Brady’s receivers for dropping all those passes in the Super Bowl.

Or at least one of them.

Following the New England Patriots’ loss to the New York Giants in the Super Bowl earlier this month, Bundchen was videotaped complaining to friends that Brady couldn’t be expected to both thow and catch his passes.

She was referring to several dropped passes by Patriots’ receivers that had a hand in the team’s demise.
Receiver Wes Welker was perhaps the team’s biggest goat, dropping a pass that could have sealed his team’s victory late in the game.

But there Welker was on Monday, vacationing with Bundchen and Brady on a beach in Costa Rica!

More photos of Gisele, Tom and Wes’ beach blanket bingo.

Could this family vacation be the first step fence mending between Bundchen and Brady’s butterfingered receiving corps?

Stay tuned…
It's so great that Gisele was able to take some time off from her busy schedule of lobbying for world wide breast feeding mandates and her more current role of sports analyst to enjoy some R&R with her lapdog, oops, I mean husband, and his teammate.

Could somebody PLEASE do something about her? The only way I will EVER be okay with the Patriots EVER again is if someone gets Tommy Boy to divorce her. If not, I will forever despise him and the franchise. 
Hey Tommy, although it was written before your mistake, I'd like to dedicate to this song to Gisele, from you:


                                                         

-KC Jones

*Big Ran Note:  I wonder how all of them are actually getting along.  Did Giselle apologize and write her comment off to just being upset and being heckled?  Did Tom just talk to Wes and say, "Hey man, what can I say?  Just a dumb broad, right, Wes?"

If anything, I bet Wes is too upset with himself to concern himself with what Gisele has to say.  However, I bet, deep down, Wes' fiance DESPISES Gisele.  You can't blame the loss on her man and get away with it.

Also, is Wes wearing jorts in that picture?

Happy Tuesday!



This has three million views in two days.  I don't think I want to live in this world if this kind of thing can happen.  I mean we've got wars, violence, corruption, poverty; none of it pushed me as far as this video did.

-Big Ran

PS:  This has less than 100,000 views.  Damn.