I wish there was some way I could incorporate "wombshifter" into everyday conversation, but I don't see how this could happen. Based on this interview and his performance on the Charlie Sheen Roast last night, I think Mike is making a push to become the go to for philosophical debates or reflections on current events.
I mean, Iron Mike has made a major turnaround. From the Hangover, to political commentary, to poetry. That face tattoo is still distracting as sh!t though. No matter how many times I see it, I never get use to it.
The more I think about it, Sarah Palin should have, 100%, chosen Glen Rice. Everything may have worked out better for both of them. She could be a news reporter, Glen, would still be a retired NBA player, they would probably still have a son playing starting at guard for Georgia Tech (based on both of their athletic abilities), Palin wouldn't be exposed to be dumb as rocks, would probably actually have traveled outside the US, wouldn't have a a grandson who's father's name is Levi, and Glen would have married his true love and not have to watch his ex-wife on "Real Housewives of Miami," and most importantly, she wouldn't be married to a snow mobile racer or whatever her husband is right now. Win-win all around.
I'll cut to the chase a bit here. Last week reports surfaced that Sarah Palin boned Glen Rice (most random pairing ever?).
"In the book, which will be published on September 20th, McGinniss claims Sarah had a steamy interracial hookup with basketball stud GLEN RICE less than a year before she eloped with her husband Todd.
Sarah hooked up with the NBA great, then a 6-foot-8 junior at the University of Michigan when he was playing in a college basketball tournament in Alaska in 1987, the book says. At the time, Sarah, just out of college, was working as a sports reporter for the Anchorage TV station KTUU.
A publishing source told The ENQUIRER that McGinniss claims Sarah had a “fetish” for black men at the time and he quotes a friend as saying Sarah had “hauled (Rice’s) ass down.”
A source unrelated to the book told The ENQUIRER, Todd was very much in the picture at the time and the couple married just nine months later.
In the book, McGinniss quotes Rice as confirming the one-night stand."
Now, there are the excerpts from the book that I think comes out today:
"After her graduation, Sarah returned to Alaska and worked on the sports desk of Anchorage television station KTUU. On weekends, she'd sometimes appear on camera, delivering sports reports during the 10:00 PM newscast.
Her attitude toward people of color was evolving. In Anchorage, she even dated black men. A friend says, "Sarah and her sisters had a fetish for black guys for a while."
Each year, over Thanksgiving weekend, the University of Alaska hosted a basketball tournament called the Great Alaska Shootout, featuring some of the country's best teams. In 1987, one of the top squads to visit Anchorage was the University of Michigan, led by six-foot-eight junior Glen Rice, number 41.
Rice would lead Michigan to the NCAA Championship in 1989, appearing on the cover ofSports Illustrated and setting a scoring record for the NCAA tournament that stands today. After graduating from Michigan as the school's all-time leading scorer, he starred in the NBA for fifteen years.
Whether in her professional capacity as a sports reporter or simply as a basketball groupie who'd begun to find black men attractive, Sarah linked up with the Rice during the weekend tournament. One friend recalls, "They went out. I suspect it was more than that. I can't say I know they had sex, but I remember Sarah feeling pretty good that she'd been with a black basketball star."
In one version of the story, Sarah's encounter with Rice took place in her sister Molly's dorm room at the University of Alaska Anchorage. "She hauled his ass down," a friend says, "but she freaked out afterward. Hysterical, crying, totally flipped out. The thing that people remember is her freak-out, how completely crazy she got: I fucked a black man!She was just horrified. She couldn't believe she'd done it."
Glen Rice remembers the weekend quite differently. When I spoke to him by telephone in March 2011, he said, "I remember it as if it was yesterday. She was a sweetheart. I met her almost as soon as we got out there."
Rice does not recall being in a university dorm room. "We hung out mostly at the hotel where the team was staying," he told me. "We just hit off. In a short time, we got to know a lot about one another. It was all done in a respectful way, nothing hurried."
"So you never had the feeling she felt bad about having sex with a black guy?" I asked.
"No, no, no, nothing like that," Rice said. "Even after I left Alaska, we talked a lot on the phone. I think right up until the time she got married. She was a gorgeous woman. Super nice. I was blown away by her. Afterward, she was a big crush that I had. I talked about her for a long time. Only good things. She was a well-rounded young lady. It's amazing the way that's stayed with me. I think the utmost of her and I felt that way from the start."
I can honestly say that if you told me Sarah Palin hooked up with a 15 year NBA player who ended up carrying a major torch for her, I don't think Glen Rice would have ever crossed my mind. Responses to this and more insanity will continue in the next post.
-Big Ran
PS: I wish I could have bought stock in Aqua Net in the early 80s. I could have retired by the time I was 11 and bought all the Reebok Pumps I wanted.
PPS: Initially, there were just reports that Glen Rice confirmed the story and I was thinking, "Of course he friggin' confirmed that story. Who wouldn't?" I would confirm any rumor like that because there is at least some chance I could profit from it. However, seeing those Rice quotes, he was just plain out in love with Palin. Imagine if Sarah Palin married Glen Rice and became a news reporter? Wow. I kind of just blew my mind there. Maybe she would have been the one asking people what newspapers they read instead of being the one who looked borderline illiterate.
I have a vast variety of sources too. Friggin' awesome line. God, I hope she runs for President, Palin is comedy gold.
This song will get stuck in your head for weeks if you hear it. I like this jam, but man, every station has this going 24-7. On the plus side, it always makes me think of Reebok Pumps. How awesome were those when they came out? Remember when Dee Brown pumped it up, then did the eye-covered dunk in the NBA Dunk Contest? Definitely the highlight of 6th grade.
How about Shawn Kemp 50 pounds and 8 kids lighter? I LOVE OLD SCHOOL NBA HIGHLIGHTS!
-Big Ran
PS: What's up with the guitar player of that band being good looking? I like my rock stars ugly and riddled with drugs, not looking like they stepped out of a JCrew catalog. The last thing rock stars need is even more and easier access to chicks.
Two weeks is WAY too long not to post, and honestly, I've felt guilty. It's a shame my job is standing in the way of screwing off at work. Anyway, I need to catch up on a few things that have happened in the last couple of weeks, so even if they are old news, they have to be covered.
