Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Losing Streak....

So, the New England Patriots lost on Sunday. Personally, I could care less about football. I don't hate it, but I don't seek it out. Err'body up in here knows I'm a Basketball Wife first & foremost. You also all know that I'm all set with Tom Brady due to all of his metrosexual tendencies, his Hollywood persona and other shenanigans since meeting up with Gisele. So, I'd like to take a moment to present the following picture which was posted on People.com & along with my commentary on the situation:
If you go to People's website, you will see that this picture was taken on SUNDAY, the day that the Patriots LOST. Clearly, it was taken PRIOR to the game since it is light outside and kick off time was around 4 p.m. So, I am wondering why Tom Brady would have been out gallivanting just hours before a game, especially considering they lost last week as well. Don't they have walk thrus, team meetings or something? This doesn't make sense to me. Oh wait, that's right, he's out on a brisk bike ride because his owner Gisele told him he had to do it. Gisele is clearly running the show, even her positioning here in front of Tommy Boy shows that he's nothing but a follower. She is just SO upset that she has yet to find a basket big enough to fit Tom AND Vida the dog in together. May I suggest a side cart Gisele? That way, you will be in complete control.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, it's no coincidence that the Patriots have not won a Super Bowl since Brady got tangled up in this mess. I thought we were turning the corner when Hollywood Tommy asserted his independence and manhood with a haircut....apparently he's being punished for that defiance with this bike ride on game day. Good luck this weekend against your nemesis, The Jets!  Something tells me the losing streak will be 3 after this weekend....I heard thru the grapevine that a round of Brady family mini golf is up for Sunday afternoon prior to kick off....followed by possible hair extensions for Tommy if he doesn't comply.

-KC Jones

Big Ran Note:  I saw Battle Los Angeles the other night.  It was better than I thought, but still had plenty of cheesy moments.  With that said, Tommy's ex, Bridget was in it.  FOR NO F*CKING REASON.  She was terrible and her character had absolutely no purpose.  My favorite part was when they dragged an injured alien into the police station to see how they could kill it and her line was:  "Let me take a look, I'm a vet."  Okay sweet cheeks, why don't you go ahead and just take a break with Tommy's child support because clearly your heart isn't in this acting thing anymore.  That's all.

Stuck In My Head



Today, my POE is going to get a spite-filled day of work out of me.  It's just one of those days when I am in a super mood.

-Big Ran