Monday, July 18, 2011

Toys for Tots....

Just when I thought nothing could shock me, I heard this on the news tonight:

 

A controversial new doll is leaving some parents wishing for the good old Cabbage Patch days.
A Spanish toymaker known as Berjuan has developed a breast-feeding doll that comes with a special halter top its young "mothers" wear as they pretend to breast-feed their "babies." The halter top has daisies that cover the little girls’ nipples and come undone just as easily as the flaps of a nursing bra would.
The doll — called Bebe Gloton, which translates as “gluttonous baby” — makes sucking noises as it "feeds."


Like many other dolls, Bebe Gloton can cry, signaling she wants more milk. Although many health care providers promote the benefits of breast-feeding, parents around the world have criticized Berjuan, saying the idea of breast-feeding is too grown-up for young children -- and may even promote early pregnancy.

"That's not cool," Lori Reynolds, of El Paso, Texas, told KFOXTV.com. "No, I would never get that for my child."

But other moms said they support the product.

"I think that it’s great that people want to have a doll that promotes breast-feeding,” said Rose Haluschak, also of El Paso. “Most dolls that are purchased come with a bottle. That is the norm in society, an artificial way to feed your baby.”

Dr. Manny Alvarez, managing health editor of FOXNews.com, said although he supports the idea of breast-feeding, he sees how his own daughter plays with dolls and wonders if Bebe Gloton might speed up maternal urges in the little girls who play it.

“Pregnancy has to entail maturity and understanding,” Alvarez said. “It’s like introducing sex education in first grade instead of seventh or eighth grade. Or, it could inadvertently lead little girls to become traumatized. You never know the effects this could have until she’s older.”

Alvarez said breast-feeding reduces childhood infections, strengthens maternal bonding and increases the child’s immune system. But introducing breast-feeding to girls young enough to play with dolls seems inappropriate, he said.

“What’s next?” wrote Eric Ruhalter, a parenting columnist for New Jersey’s Star Ledger. “Bebe Sot — the doll who has a problem with a different kind of bottle, and loses his family, job and feelings of self-worth? Bebe Limp — the male doll who experiences erectile dysfunction? Bebe Cell Mate — a weak, unimposing doll that experiences all the indignation and humiliation of life in prison? "Toy themes should be age appropriate. I think so anyway.”



Ok, so I don't care what anyone else thinks, this is just plain ridiculous. There is no need for it, but at the same time, it's absolutely hilarious. The best part is the English translation for the name of the doll, 'gluttonous baby'. Really? So now, not only are we promoting little girls attempting to breastfeed, but we're also supporting childhood obesity. This is really mind-blowing. The thing is this; if a little girl is playing with a doll and wants to pretend to breastfeed it, they are going to do it anyway. There does NOT need to a be a special halter top with flowers to hide nipples and a baby that makes 'sucking' noises. As for the people who are concerned that the doll will make little girls want to get pregnant (that is what 'speed up maternal urges' means), I'd have to wholeheartedly disagree. Something tells me the "Leche League" is lapping this up and will be milking it for a while! (Puns Intended!)
 
I hope Santa and his elves are already getting to work, because this is obviously going to be a hot item for Christmas 2011. I mean, at $112 a piece, what parent WOULDN'T want to get this for their child. Quick question; what would the people quoted in the article above say about a little boy playing with this doll? I say YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! 
 
P.S. Notice on the picture of the box the Spaniards say "BLUUURP" instead of "BURP". I had no idea Spanish babies made different noises than American babies.  

P.P.S Look at the doll, it's just plain scary with it's beady little eyes. It's making me nervous. I'd let it starve before I mock breastfed it.

-KC Jones

We're #1 (Again!)!!

Well, for the second time in two weeks, Boston has locked up a superlative. Last week, as you may remember, it was decided that Boston was the worst dressed city in the country. This week, it gets better. Not only should Bostonians (made up word?) be featured on the TLC hit, "What Not To Wear", but they are also the reason why the capital of Massachusetts captured the #1 spot in 'least friendly city in the U.S. poll'.  This is awesome!

Couple of thoughts on this:

First, after residents of the city had the 'worst dressed' title slapped on them, did anyone expect them to be friendly? I would probably be a little standoffish if my wardrobe was called out as heinous.

Also, with Deval (aka Devolve) Patrick as Governor of the state, the astronomical costs of living residents of "Taxachusetts" face, the Big Dig (and other traffic disasters), the Boston Harbor being a filthy mess, brutal winters, terrible public transportation, and Danny Ainge running the Celtics, what did we expect to happen? If I lived in that city day in and day out, I'd be unfriendly as well.  

Boston MIGHT be the most unfriendly city, but the French are still the most unfriendly and rude population, period.


Survey: Boston least friendly city

Updated: Monday, 18 Jul 2011, 2:44 PM EDT
Published : Monday, 18 Jul 2011, 6:55 AM EDT
BOSTON (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - Boston is known for many things, including great seafood, a rich history and our love of sports. But apparently being pleasant isn't one of them, as Boston was named the least friendly city.

Two psychologists took a national survey where Americans measured certain "character strengths."

For each of the country's 50 largest cities, they came up with an average score. Boston came in dead last.
The mayor is not buying the results.

"I think look at here today, everybody's friendly here," said Mayor Tom Menino. "I go to all the events in the city of Boston. People say gee what a friendly city. Ask the cab drivers. They think we have a friendly city also. I don't know who did this poll. I never heard of it. It's one of those polls that some people I don't think there's any credibility in it at all."

A Boston College professor tells the Boston Globe one reason why we might be seen as unfriendly is our history, which has been shaped by periods of discrimination.

Read more: http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/local/survey-boston-least-friendly-city-20110718#ixzz1SW6aitX7

-KC Jones