I Don't Care that the Lakers Won

 I literally yell "Kobe!" every time I throw something in the trash at work. Meetings, lunch, alone in my office, I don't care. That sh!t is comedy gold.

However, is it too much to ask that the Cs pull that game out after the super bowl punch to the gut?

 -Big Ran

 PS: Nice prenup, chump.

I Can See This Happening

Based on how these two douchetastic all stars dress and act, I can actually imagine this conversation happening.

-Big Ran

We're All Screwed

Dude, I don't know why Caroline Wozniacki is lol-ing and wink/smiling.  This is the beginning of the end.  She better get her tennis-playing ass out of there before they take her hostage.  This is already to Planet of the Apes status here.

-Big Ran

They See Me Hoppin' They Hatin'

One-legged suspect attempts to elude police

Jacsonville.com - Police received a tip that a black GMC SUV was carrying narcotics near Ken Knight Drive on Jacksonville's Northwest side Tuesday afternoon.

When officers pulled behind a vehicle matching that description, Ariosto Wyman, 27, got out of the passenger side and "began to hop down the sidewalk away from [police]," according to the arrest report from the Jacksonville Sheriff's office. 

Wyman is missing his right leg below the knee.

When officers called to him, he came back. 

Officers searched him and found a bag of marijuana, as well as a digital scale with cocaine residue on it located on the floor board next to Wyman's shoe.

As Wyman was searched at the Duval County jail police discovered a bag with 120 grams of cocaine concealed in his body.

This just made me laugh, mostly because I thought of Snoop in Training Day, gave me the chance to post his latest picture, and because it, as everything else strange, happened in Florida.

-Big Ran

Stuck In My Head

Interesting jam.  I haven't decided if I like it or not yet.  I think I kind of dig it.  However, I will say that in the beginning, then in the middle, I was just thinking, "DON'T SHOW HIS WANG, DON'T SHOW HIS WANG!"

-Big Ran

PS:  This is definitely KC's type of guy.