Fresh off the news that Macho Man was taken from us far too soon, and/or Raptured, Ford has announced seats that could predict drivers' heart attacks.
USA Today - Ford Motor will announce today that its research team in Aachen, Germany, has developed a car seat with six sensors that can monitor a driver's heart by its electrical impulses. Such a seat, if brought to market, could help heart patients monitor their health and provide an early warning of a heart attack.
No longer will Americans live in fear of our aging, roided-out wrestling heroes leaving us too soon. Or, at least won't have to worry about them losing consciousness, drifting across lanes, launching off of concrete medians, and landing into oncoming traffic. The Hulkster could be the next one saved. Of course, if Hulk Hogan is being driven around by his douche bag son, Nick, he could have other problems.
-Big Ran
KC Jones: Hey Big Ran- did you hear that both Summer's Eve and Massengill are trying to negotiate contracts with Nick Hogan to be their spokesman? Just sayin'.....
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