Monday, July 18, 2011

Toys for Tots....

Just when I thought nothing could shock me, I heard this on the news tonight:

 

A controversial new doll is leaving some parents wishing for the good old Cabbage Patch days.
A Spanish toymaker known as Berjuan has developed a breast-feeding doll that comes with a special halter top its young "mothers" wear as they pretend to breast-feed their "babies." The halter top has daisies that cover the little girls’ nipples and come undone just as easily as the flaps of a nursing bra would.
The doll — called Bebe Gloton, which translates as “gluttonous baby” — makes sucking noises as it "feeds."


Like many other dolls, Bebe Gloton can cry, signaling she wants more milk. Although many health care providers promote the benefits of breast-feeding, parents around the world have criticized Berjuan, saying the idea of breast-feeding is too grown-up for young children -- and may even promote early pregnancy.

"That's not cool," Lori Reynolds, of El Paso, Texas, told KFOXTV.com. "No, I would never get that for my child."

But other moms said they support the product.

"I think that it’s great that people want to have a doll that promotes breast-feeding,” said Rose Haluschak, also of El Paso. “Most dolls that are purchased come with a bottle. That is the norm in society, an artificial way to feed your baby.”

Dr. Manny Alvarez, managing health editor of FOXNews.com, said although he supports the idea of breast-feeding, he sees how his own daughter plays with dolls and wonders if Bebe Gloton might speed up maternal urges in the little girls who play it.

“Pregnancy has to entail maturity and understanding,” Alvarez said. “It’s like introducing sex education in first grade instead of seventh or eighth grade. Or, it could inadvertently lead little girls to become traumatized. You never know the effects this could have until she’s older.”

Alvarez said breast-feeding reduces childhood infections, strengthens maternal bonding and increases the child’s immune system. But introducing breast-feeding to girls young enough to play with dolls seems inappropriate, he said.

“What’s next?” wrote Eric Ruhalter, a parenting columnist for New Jersey’s Star Ledger. “Bebe Sot — the doll who has a problem with a different kind of bottle, and loses his family, job and feelings of self-worth? Bebe Limp — the male doll who experiences erectile dysfunction? Bebe Cell Mate — a weak, unimposing doll that experiences all the indignation and humiliation of life in prison? "Toy themes should be age appropriate. I think so anyway.”



Ok, so I don't care what anyone else thinks, this is just plain ridiculous. There is no need for it, but at the same time, it's absolutely hilarious. The best part is the English translation for the name of the doll, 'gluttonous baby'. Really? So now, not only are we promoting little girls attempting to breastfeed, but we're also supporting childhood obesity. This is really mind-blowing. The thing is this; if a little girl is playing with a doll and wants to pretend to breastfeed it, they are going to do it anyway. There does NOT need to a be a special halter top with flowers to hide nipples and a baby that makes 'sucking' noises. As for the people who are concerned that the doll will make little girls want to get pregnant (that is what 'speed up maternal urges' means), I'd have to wholeheartedly disagree. Something tells me the "Leche League" is lapping this up and will be milking it for a while! (Puns Intended!)
 
I hope Santa and his elves are already getting to work, because this is obviously going to be a hot item for Christmas 2011. I mean, at $112 a piece, what parent WOULDN'T want to get this for their child. Quick question; what would the people quoted in the article above say about a little boy playing with this doll? I say YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! 
 
P.S. Notice on the picture of the box the Spaniards say "BLUUURP" instead of "BURP". I had no idea Spanish babies made different noises than American babies.  

P.P.S Look at the doll, it's just plain scary with it's beady little eyes. It's making me nervous. I'd let it starve before I mock breastfed it.

-KC Jones

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