Blue Uniform Balls

Does anyone remember a while back when "prototypes" of the upcoming Nike NFL uniforms were released and they looked like this:

Well, the top photo is the actual Nike uniform for the Patriots and let's be honest, it's exactly the same as what they're wearing now.  They can yammer on about being tougher and lighter, and tougher for opponents to grab, but WTF, Nike?  Big time let down.  Now, granted, that prototype looks like some AFL/Arena League stuff, but at least give me something.  

Nike makes the Oregon Ducks and Baylor Bears look like futuristic alien warriors, so why can't we do a little something with the NFL unis?  ESPN has an article with links to a bunch of photos as well as an explanation as to why some unis are exactly the same.  

I expected more from Nike becasue they always seem to push the envelope, but maybe the No Fun League and Roger Goodell were wet blankets once again.

-Big Ran

I Don't Think Menino Gets How These Bets Work

Last week he didn't think Colorado had good beer, this week he's hoping to get crabs.  Dude, you're supposed to get awesome stuff if your town's team wins.  Pubic lice don't fall under the category of "awesome stuff."

-Big Ran

Tuesday Trivia....

It's been a while since we've had a "Tuesday Trivia" posting, and Sunday, when I was watching the Patriots almost lose to the Washington Redskins, a questions came to mind:

Why are there all of these fans wearing pig noses?? Doesn't seem very complimentary, and it's a question that has actually run through my mind before, so I've decided to research it.

Here's one of the answers I found, written by a Mr. John McKinzie, a self declared Redskins expert (not in those exact words, but check him out, I think we can trust him....he's kind of a big deal)


 

Answer

I guess you are referring to the infamous fans wearing hog noses and dresses. In 1982, Offensive line coach, Joe Bugel, called his offensive lineman, "hogs". The reason the nickname stuck was that the Redskins became very successful running the ball. The sports media picked up on it and because they had a very successful year winning the Super Bowl, the nickname, "Hogs", became synomonous with Redskins' offensive linemen.

The Reskins' cheerleaders are called the "Redskinettes". A small group of men decided to dress up in dresses as mock cheerleaders for "The Hogs" and called themselves "The Hoggettes". They have since been a big part of Redskin history. The Hoggettes raise thousands of dollars every year for charities.

Even though the original "Hogs" have since retired, some in the sports media still make references to the Redskins' offensive linemen as "Hogs." And many fans still buy and wear hog noses to games as an honor to those players.

Ironically, when Joe Gibbs decided to return to the Redskins as their head coach, he also brought back Joe Bugel to coach the offensive line. Bugel refused to call the current linemen, "Hogs" and gave them the nickname, "Dirtbags."

I hope this helps and, if you need more information or have any more questions, please feel free to ask me anytime.

Thanks again,
John McKinzie

So, I guess it all makes sense now. Nice to know that these idiots are at least making money for charities, because truthfully, I just think it's ridiculous. BUT, we all know that if they were to dress up like Indians, someone would start crying....racism....give me a God damn break...


P.S. Did anyone see Tommy B's breakdown on the bench? Looks like somebody has a raging case of PMS! That being said, here's a first at "The Takeover"...I'd like to commend Tommy for his humble and appropriate response when asked about this heated exchange after the game. You can be sure that he was sincere and that this will not affect his relationship w/ the coaching staff. We're not dealing w/ a Larry Johnson, a Randy Moss, or a T.O. here. Although he IS Gisele's little lapdog and irks me when he's out gallivanting with her, the man is a consummate professional. He always has been. It's unfortunate that there are so few professional athletes like him out there. I just wish he had stuck w/ Bridget Moynihan. Seriously.

-KC Jones

The Secret to His Success

Honestly, I don't follow football that much, but I keep hearing all of this great stuff about Patriots' tight end Rob Gronkowski. All I have to say is that his off field behavior must be the reason for his success. I mean, I think most young guys would be "performing" well out on the field knowing it would get them attention from porn, oops, I mean "adult film" stars. But, it's not all about Gronk; he's proving himself to be a very generous man. I mean, read the article you'll be taken to by the above link and it reports, "as a result of Gronkowski's success on the field—he had two touchdown catches and 96 yards—she gave the world a view of her moneymakers". Clearly, he's sharing the wealth with the general public as his success results in her tweeting topless pics of herself.

This was on the news once a while back and then pushed aside and forgotten. I tend to think it would be different if the Pats (and RG himself) weren't doing so well as we all know how ruthless Boston fans can be when the going gets tough....From the female perspective, I'd just like to say that I'd take this dude over Tommy Boy ANY DAY.....

If you've got it, flaunt it...

That's what she said!

 

 

-KC Jones

Losing Streak....

So, the New England Patriots lost on Sunday. Personally, I could care less about football. I don't hate it, but I don't seek it out. Err'body up in here knows I'm a Basketball Wife first & foremost. You also all know that I'm all set with Tom Brady due to all of his metrosexual tendencies, his Hollywood persona and other shenanigans since meeting up with Gisele. So, I'd like to take a moment to present the following picture which was posted on People.com & along with my commentary on the situation:

If you go to People's website, you will see that this picture was taken on SUNDAY, the day that the Patriots LOST. Clearly, it was taken PRIOR to the game since it is light outside and kick off time was around 4 p.m. So, I am wondering why Tom Brady would have been out gallivanting just hours before a game, especially considering they lost last week as well. Don't they have walk thrus, team meetings or something? This doesn't make sense to me. Oh wait, that's right, he's out on a brisk bike ride because his owner Gisele told him he had to do it. Gisele is clearly running the show, even her positioning here in front of Tommy Boy shows that he's nothing but a follower. She is just SO upset that she has yet to find a basket big enough to fit Tom AND Vida the dog in together. May I suggest a side cart Gisele? That way, you will be in complete control.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, it's no coincidence that the Patriots have not won a Super Bowl since Brady got tangled up in this mess. I thought we were turning the corner when Hollywood Tommy asserted his independence and manhood with a haircut....apparently he's being punished for that defiance with this bike ride on game day. Good luck this weekend against your nemesis, The Jets!  Something tells me the losing streak will be 3 after this weekend....I heard thru the grapevine that a round of Brady family mini golf is up for Sunday afternoon prior to kick off....followed by possible hair extensions for Tommy if he doesn't comply.

-KC Jones

Big Ran Note:  I saw Battle Los Angeles the other night.  It was better than I thought, but still had plenty of cheesy moments.  With that said, Tommy's ex, Bridget was in it.  FOR NO F*CKING REASON.  She was terrible and her character had absolutely no purpose.  My favorite part was when they dragged an injured alien into the police station to see how they could kill it and her line was:  "Let me take a look, I'm a vet."  Okay sweet cheeks, why don't you go ahead and just take a break with Tommy's child support because clearly your heart isn't in this acting thing anymore.  That's all.

Super Terrific Happy Hour!

In honor of the first Patriots preseason game taking place tonight, let's all get our swole on...









If you don't think Meriweather could at least sing back up for Prince, you're crazy.

-Big Ran

Stuck in My Head

This wasn't stuck in my head right after I woke up, but after hearing Brandon Merriweather's song on The Sports Hub this morning, it is obviously the only thing I could possibly think about.  I had heard this when they first played it (audio below), but I am really feeling it now.  Maybe it is because the NFL season will be starting soon.  Everything is on SWOOOOOLE!



-Big Ran

PS: I should probably add a little more info for those of you not familiar with Brandon Meriweather. He is a safety for the Patriots, drafted in the 1st round out of Miami in 2007 and he's on swole.

Can Fat Albert and Ochocinco Turn Tom Bundchen Back Into a Man?

The big news last week was the fact that the Pats made trades for two guys that people have a lot of questions about: Albert Haynesworth and Chad Ochocinco.  Haynesworth is fairly risk-free since he came to New England for a 5th round pick and he can be released at any time.  Ochocinco is a goof ball, but isn't a bad guy and again, they didn't give up much to get him, just 5th and 6th round picks in 2012 and 2013, respectively.

KC Jones had a great question for me this morning:  "So, what are the chances that Ochocinco and Haynesworth turn Tom Brady back into a man?"

Lets look at the evidence in addition to the water slide fiasco:

Child, please.  The good thing is that Tom Brady trimmed the hair a bit for training camp, which can only be a good thing; he is like the opposite of Sampson.  I think Ocho keeps Tom loose, helps him lighten up a bit, and keeps him feeling young.  How could he not:

Also, Ocho should be able to help him with his dance moves (2:40 mark for the dancing):



Bonus: Tocho on Fat Albert:



I suppose Fat Albert could teach Tom how to sexually assault women?

-Big Ran