Monday, April 18, 2011

Lunchtime Look-a-like

Happy Monday! Hopefully you all had a great, relaxing weekend and are excited to be back at the grind for yet another week. I'm also hoping you've already eaten because today's look-a-like might make you lose your appetite.

I have had discussions about redheads with my friends, and the general consensus is this: they are either super attractive or just horrific looking. None of us have ever encountered one who is just 'average'. Regardless of whether or not you agree with this statement, I'm 99% sure you WILL agree that both of these redheads are just point blank offensive, in every capacity.
Carrot Top aka Clowny

 
Kathy Griffin aka Carrot Top
So, here are my main reasons for the comparison:
  1. Both are scary looking redheads who have undergone cosmetic surgery, leaving them looking like walking, talking wax sculptures. Seriously, look at each of them, or better yet, look at some videos of each of them. There is very limited movement over their faces.
  2. Kathy Griffin was born a woman, Carrot Top seemingly strives to be one (but androgyny seems to work better for him). 
  3. Both claim to be comedians, but neither one of them is funny, except in the looks department. 
  4. Both are terribly obnoxious and offensive in many cases. In my research to substantiate this claim, I found many articles online bashing them.
  5. Each of them have high arching, perfectly shaped eyebrows (ok, ok, so maybe KC Jones is a little jealous of that---but still, I'd rather be me than them).
P.S. I'm just thinking, if they mated, they MIGHT produce something like this, but then again, he is actually talented, and Carrot Top is DEFINITELY shooting blanks, if anything at all....

Shaun White
What do you think? We'd love to hear from you!

-KC Jones

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