Lunchtime Look-a-Like

So, if you tuned into the Celtics-Lakers game yesterday, you may have seen New England hero, baby daddy extraordinaire, Tom Brady, rocking glasses.  I am assuming they are for fashion only, but it could explain his less than stellar Super Bowl and pass that was juuuuuuust a bit off to Wes Welker.

Have we done a TB-Biebs look-a-like before?  I'm not sure, I'm to lazy to look.  I do have two questions though:

1.  Is it a good thing if your All Pro QB is following the fashion trends of a teenage pop star?

2.  Is it possible that Biebs is TB's first kid?  TB is 34, Biebs is 18.  So you're saying there's a chance...

I can't find video of it yet, but how bout TB bro-ing it up with Kobe at the game?  Just shaking hands like they are going to hang out later on that night.  Dude, come on, would it kill you to show a little support for the Boston team, and tell Kobe to go back to Eagle, CO?

-Big Ran

Lunchtime Look-A-Like

I'm posting this tonight because I've been slacking on the blog for weeks due to my 'real' job taking over my life. I didn't want to make our adoring public wait any longer, and I'm feeling guilty that Big Ran's had to pull all the weight lately.

I'm a reality TV junkie (to a point!), and one of my favorites is "Braxton Family Values"--which chronicles Toni Braxton, her sisters, mother and all of their baggage. They regularly meet with their family therapist, "Dr. Sherry". I think she MIGHT be Jay-Z in women's clothing- but the verdict is still out on that. You be the judge:

HOV

Dr. Sherry

It's times like this that the phrase,  "handsome woman" would be appropriate- because she surely isn't pretty, and I'm trying to look on the bright side. And, like Jay-Z, she's got 99 problems (but unlike Jay, the Braxton sisters ARE some!).....

-KC Jones

Early Lunchtime Look-a-Like...

One is blamed for ruining "The Beatles", the other for ruining The Patriots. I detest The Beatles, regardless (despite their incredible ability to bob their heads in unison while otherwise appearing to be suffering from rigamortis), & I currently can't stand The Pats because of Hollywood Tommy, the scum bag Belichik, AND the insane and out of control fans (not all, but the majority---for example, the ones who claim the late Mrs. Kraft allowed them to get into the Superbowl).

Anyway, in regards public's view on each of these women,  I agree AND, not to toot my own horn, but I've been warning the general public about this for a while. As you all know, I cannot STAND Tom Brady, and the reason why, as I've mentioned in earlier posts.: Tom Brady, superstar athlete and grounded young man turned into Tommy Hollywood once he began canoodling with Gisele.

Tom, divorce papers are all it would take to redeem you in my eyes and in the eyes of many others out there. I know I'd come back around if you could just get rid of her. In the meantime, I'm imagining Bridget Moynihan, sitting in her house, smiling from ear to ear...

It is NOT a coincidence that they have NOT won a Superbowl since Tommy became involved with this airhead.

Hey Gisele, like I've mentioned a few times already; get back to work on your worldwide breast-feeding mandate and leave football to the professionals. Also, why don't you eat a sandwich while you're at it, you no talent bag of boobs.

-KC Jones

Lunchtime Look-A-Like

I don't know which one makes more nervous OR sick....

David Bowie

David Bowie...oops, I mean Tilda Swinton

So, just to clarify, David Bowie is clearly a MAN, but he played around with wardrobe, makeup, etc to create an androgynous look, and Tilda Swinton (because the name isn't helping us out at all) is allegedly a woman, but I'm not buying it. Honestly, this sort of thing just makes me angry.  What is s(he) trying to prove? So many similarities, where should I begin?

1. Both are pasty, see-through white.

2. Both have elf like ears and features.

3. Both have geometric shaped hair styles.

4. Both are incredibly unattractive, regardless of gender.

-KC Jones

*Big Ran Note:  A buddy of mine who LOVES rumors and urban legands once told me that David Bowie and Mick Jagger intercoursed each other.  After watching this video, there is to be no doubt about the awkward, 80s style sex they had (I'm not really sure what that means).  This video makes the NYC Gay Pride Parade look like a conservative Mormon convetion (if they have those).

Newt /Schrute 2012?

Just a quick post. My boss sent me this image the other day, and every time I look at it, I laugh harder.

Newt Gingrich & Dwight Schrute

Seriously, this should probably be a lunchtime look-a-like, but I already have one scheduled for tomorrow...plus, I needed to put this in a category of its own.

Am I the only person who thinks that the creators of "The Office" might have based Schrute off of Newt? The looks, the personality (or lack thereof), the ridiculous beliefs and proposals?

Seriously though, I'd vote for Dwight and his beet farm before I'd ever vote for Newt. Actually, maybe they should combine forces. For the love of God, I pray this country isn't faced with Newt come November.


-KC Jones

Two For One: Lunchtime Look-a-Like AND Are These People Good Looking?

Cate Blanchett VS. Anne Heche...WHO YA GOT?

F*cking Double Jeopardy here folks.  Are these ladies good looking and they look-a-like!  Two for one, buy one get one, doubleshot Tuesday, Wilford Brimley Double Boner Bonus!  Prepare to have your minds blown.

In one corner we have Cate Blanchett:

Tale of the Tape:

Name: Catherine Élise Blanchett

Birthdate: May 14, 1969 (age 42)

Birthplace:  Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Height:  5' 8 1/2" (tall drink of water)

Known for:  Elizabeth, The Lord of the Rings, Babel, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Benjamin Button, Hanna, The Aviator

Awards: British Academy of Film and Television Arts Award for Elizabeth, Golden Globe for Elizabeth, Academy Award for The Aviator

Bonus: Extra credit for having a small uncredited roll in Hot Fuzz, funny ass movie

In the other corner, we have Anne Heche:

Tale of the Tape:

Name: Anne Celeste Heche
Birthdate: May 25, 1969 (age 42)
Birthplace: Aurora, Ohio, USA

Height:  5' 5"

Known for:  Donnie Brasco, Wag the Dog, Six days Seven Nights, Hung, dating Ellen Degeneres  

Awards: Won a Daytime Emmy in 1991, nominated for some other crap

Bonus:  Claims to have been molested by her Dad which contributed to her insanity

OK, first off, these two look alike when you check out specific pics on google.  Second of all, they were born within 11 days of each other.  Blanchett can go from looking beautiful to kind of creepy.  She;s got a bit of an unnerving smile, like she may kill you in your sleep.  Heche jumped into fame for dating Ellen Degeneres and has seen middling success.  Hung is a great show, too bad it's been cancelled.

Results...In my opinion, Cate Blanchett, good looking.  Anne Heche?  I can't figure it out.  Maybe its the Ellen thing and her self proclaimed insanity that is pushing me to say no.  Career wise, Blanchett wins in a landslide, but in an actual fight, Heche in a bloodbath.  Blanchett would have the reach, but you can't teach crazy, you have to earn it, live it.  Heche has.

-Big Ran

PS:  I know I could have put in some effort and really worked this blog, but truth be told, I got to a point and just said, "good enough."  You know the feeling.

Lunchtime Look-a-like

The Celtics made their preseason debut on Sunday, only about 2 months late due to the lockout. Anyway, as you all know, I just adore Rasheed Wallace and haven't been the same since he retired. However, I will always take consolation in knowing that he played in Boston for a season and came up big when it counted. However, imagine my surprise when I thought he was back on the court, playing with the Celts against the Toronto Raptors. I was overjoyed, and puzzled...how did I not hear about this? I'm usually on top of NBA news. I didn't hear about it, because it didn't happen....and I realized it wasn't him, sad face.

Chris Wilcox

'Sheed

 Nope, it was Chris Wilcox, a new addition to the Celtics since the lockout was settled. I don't have too much to say about 'Cox yet (like that? I mean, we called Rasheed, 'Sheed, so I'm just trying to remain consistent), but I will say that he reminds me of the man who coined the phrase, "Ball Don't Lie"!

-Both played for the Detroit Pistons at one point in their careers
-I've now witnessed each of them pleading their cases with the refs during games
-They look very similar (they aren't twins, but there are STRIKING similarities).
-Notice the 'sun' tattoos on each of their right arms as well....just sayin'....

The words of Big Ran below, after I mentioned my thought to him, clearly validated that, unlike the Ghetto Boys,  my mind was not playing tricks on me:

From: Big Ran
Sent: Tuesday, December 20, 2011 10:30 AM
To: KC Jones
Subject: RE: here he is

Also, I saw a replay of the Celts game from Sunday and when Wilcox jumped up from the bench at one point I really thought it was Sheed for a second.

Chris Wilcox

Rashhhhheeeeeeeed Wallllllace!

 For me, the NBA Season kicking off on Christmas Day is one of the biggest gifts of all...however, I have to admit, it's slightly bittersweet with Rasheed no longer in the league. Love him or hate him, (and you SHOULD love him), he's one of a kind!

Just a little something to help get you into the holiday spirit!

-KC Jones

Ain't Gon' Hurt Nobody/Early Lunchtime Look-a-Like...

So, as I've mentioned, I don't follow football very closely. However, I was fortunate enough to have caught 'the incident' during the Patriots/Redskins game on Sunday. This isn't a post to discuss the incident...it's a post to touch upon a situation I noticed after the interception that sparked the argument....

What could I possibly be referring to, you ask?

This:

YUP! Tiquan Underwood of the New England Patriots. When I saw him on the sideline after the interception, I just couldn't even believe what I was seeing. LOOK AT THAT HAIR!

These pictures are not doctored at all. If anything, they don't adequately capture the depth of his 'do.

I was left with several questions:

1. How did I not notice this sooner?
2. How does he wear a helmet?
3. Is he related to "Kid" from "Kid and Play" of rap and "House Party" movie fame?
4. Will he ever sport the braids that Kid sported from time to time?

-KC Jones

Lunchtime Look-a-Like

Anne Hathaway

VS.

Carly Foulkes - aka T-Mobil Chick

Anne Hathaway vs. Carly Foulkes.  Go ahead and say it.  I NAILED this one.  I was thinking of a "Is This Person Good Looking" for Hathaway, but by the transitive property (or something like that) she must be.  I just get the impression that Anne Hathaway must be a huge pain in the ass.  I have no factual information to base that on, just a gut feeling.  I just bet she big-times everyone and has "Do you know who I am?" running through her head at all times.  I could be totally wrong.  I could say I hope I am wrong, but I honestly don't care at all.  I have a wild guess that Anne Hathaway will never effect my life in any meaningful way.

-Big Ran

PS:  Shouldn't people that have agents and/or publicists know this should never happen?  This made me want to hurt myself:

Lunchtime Look-a-Like

I have to give my boss credit for today's installment of "Lunchtime Look-a-Like". Thanks dude! I got home from work last night and logged on to my email a little later to send him an email about a report I had to run. Somewhere during that email thread, I received the following picture and was inspired to use it for today's post:

Yup! It's just what you think! Flava Flav & Spike (I don't know why it says 'Stripe' in the picture, because that's wrong) from Gremlins. Pretty good, right? Now, I usually don't find animated characters and human beings to be doppelgangers (the only exceptions being Boston Mayor Tom Menino & Fred Flinstone and the CEO of my company and the "Empire Carpet Man"), but this takes the cake. I guess it's not a surprise because F squared has always seemed more like a cartoon than a real person anyway. Sadly, truth be told, I'd rather snuggle up to Spike than Flav any day....I don't think Spike could transmit as many diseases....

The teeth, the crazed looks, the wiry bodies and of course the Viking hat compared to the Gremlin's ears make them dead ringers. I have a sneaking suspicion that Spike is slightly more stable and better behaved than his twin though.



I hope he remembers that should he run into Spike, he should never, ever feed him after midnight---not even his delicious fried chicken.....he should also never get him wet, but judging by how filthy Flav looks, I'm sure bath times are few and far between, if at all.

-KC Jones

Lunchtime Look-a-Like

So, Big Ran's LTLA from yesterday was truly perfect, and I felt a tremendous amount of pressure to do a good job with my selection today. I think this is a great comparison and might be on the same level as his. Clearly, this is an instance of twins being separated at birth:

No, it is not two pics of Will Ferrell, it is Will Ferrell on the right, and Red Hot Chilli Peppers' drummer Chad Smith on the left. Seriously. Can you believe this? Chad is clearly a little more 'rugged' looking, but that's what happens when you lead a rocker lifestyle. But, other than that, I have a very difficult time telling them apart.

 Now, I don't know if Chad Smith is as funny as Will Ferrell, but, based on his performances in "Stepbrothers", we know that Will is musically gifted! It's also been said that his voice is a cross between that of Fergie and Jesus....




-KC Jones

Lunchtime Look-a-Like

I'm proud of this one:  Zach Randolph and Eddie Winslow from Family Matters in honor of Zach's latest brush with the law.  Trust me...

Z-Bo

Eddie

Eddie

Zach

Zach

Big Eddie

I nailed this one.

-Big Ran

Lunchtime Look-a-Like

Is it me, or could these two be brothers?

Sean William Scott

Andy Roddick

As a woman, I can say that both of these men are extremely attractive. I would pick Sean any day, because he's just so damn funny, but don't get me wrong, I wouldn't refuse Andy!

Apparently, other people think this as well as I was able to find this online once I made the comparison in my own mind!

-KC Jones

Lunchtime Look-a-Like

So, like most women, reality TV is a guilty pleasure for me. One of my favorite shows is "Teen Mom" and, while I actually really like 2 out of the 4 girls, but the other two are awful, and Amber (naturally her name is Amber) and her on again, off again beast of a baby daddy are two of the most brutal people I have EVER seen.

With that being said, I'd like to present today's installment of LTLA:

Gary: large,hairy and in charge

Chewbacca: Large, hairy, and in charge

Captain Caveman...hairy...and in charge...

He might also look like Slimer from Ghostbusters....just a thought....

-KC Jones

Lunchtime Look-a-Like

I had forgotten about this one, because people have been saying it for years, but I forgot to do this yesterday on the heels of his start against the Red Sox on Sunday night.  Current Yankees (and former Philly, White Sox, and Seattle) starting pitcher, Freddy Garcia and The Rock, aka Dwayne Johnson.  These dude honestly could be brothers.

Freddy Garcia:

The Rock:

-Big Ran