World Population Day!

We here at "The Takeover" missed a pretty big celebration on Monday. It was "World Population Day". I heard about it that morning on the news and was supposed to blog about it but a little something called work got in the way. So, I'd like to celebrate it today instead. As "they" (who are they?) say, better late than never. So, in the spirit of controlling overpopulation, I'd like to provide a list of the top 10 people I would like to remove from the world population. I know that the Space Program is over for now, so we can't send them into orbit, but I'm open to other suggestions.

1. Charlie Sheen: Clearly, our world would be on a "winning" track if we were able to exile him.

There are no words

2. The Entire Jersey Shore Cast: Martin Luther King, Jr had a dream, and I do too: Mine is that one day, we will have an STD free world and I figure this would be the best place to start as far as prevention and elimination are concerned.

Why America is losing its place as a super power: Exhibit A

3. Heidi Watney: Red Sox 'BROADcaster' extraordinaire! Obviously the dumb bimbo is on NESN because she's a dumb b*tch, but if I were a Sox fan or a baseball fan at all I'd be even more outraged as she's dumbing down the sport. This trick has probably slept with half of the roster and if I ever have the misfortune of going to a Red Sox game, I'll be sure to mention that if I see her. She's actually #1 on my list, but I thought of Charlie and the Jersey Shore trolls first.

"Why are all of these men wearing the same outfit?!"

4. Nickelback: This one is for Big Ran. I do not like them either, although I did a little when they first came out. However, not anymore. They make Big Ran want to punch babies and kick puppies, so we'll have to send them into orbit as well once the next space trip takes place.

5. Amy Winehouse: They tried to make her go to rehab and she said "no, no, no"....well, she doesn't get a choice with us. She and her hair will be going away.

Nope, she's clearly perfectly sober & healthy

6. Al Sharpton: Because, in his own mind, he is part of such an oppressed minority population, I'm sure he'll jump at the opportunity to no longer have to exist within the confines of such an unjust society.

7. The Cyrus Family: Billy Ray, Miley, Trish, doesn't matter, if the last name is 'Cyrus', Imma need you to take your achy breaky hearts and hit the road.

8. Madonna: To quote one of the best movies of all time, "Office Space", I must refer to her as what she truly is, a 'no talent ass clown'. Hey Madonna, you're 50-something: stop trying to act like you're still in your 20's, pick an accent (sometimes she's English, sometimes she's American!), pick a religion (sometimes she's Jewish, other times she's Catholic, and she practices Kaballah as well!), and pick a guy who is in the correct age range, preferable someone NOT named Jesus! The Virgin Mary is weeping having to share a name with you! Also, cover up those veiny, nasty arms. She can't sing, she has nothing intelligent to say, and relied on shock value to keep her career afloat for decades. Sadly, there are many suckers out there who fall for it!

GROSS!

9.  Giselle: Hey, since we're NOT going to pass a worldwide mandate forcing mothers to breastfeed and since normal women will continue to experience difficulties with pregnancy & childbirth (unlike her), I think it's time for her to go as well. Ironically, her removal from the general population will greatly increase the Patriots odds of winning another Super Bowl. I wonder why.

Remember when Tom Brady wasn't a fairy?

10. Danny Ainge: You ruined it for everyone this past season.You are arrogant, smug, & DUMB. This is why we can't have anything nice.

Smug S.O.B.

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-KC Jones

Big Ran note: Not sure what it is, but I can't stand this broad, Watney, either.  It could be because she bangs tons of the players, or some strange shenanigans at her last job, not sure.  Objectively speaking, she's attractive, but she chaps my ass.  Tina Cervasio was much better, thus her move to NY.  NESN should use Katherine Tappen.  I bet she wouldn't bang Varitek AND a Fenway security dude.