Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Hide Yo' Husbands, Cause She's Mutilatin' Err'body!

Police: CA woman cut off husband's penis

Updated: Wednesday, 13 Jul 2011, 6:37 AM EDT
Published : Wednesday, 13 Jul 2011, 6:34 AM EDT
GARDEN GROVE, Calif. (AP) - Police say a Southern California woman drugged her estranged husband, tied him to a bed, cut off his penis with a knife and threw it down a garbage disposal.
Garden Grove police Lt. Jeff Nightengale tells City News Service the attack occurred Monday night. He says 48-year-old Catherine Kieu Becker was booked at the Orange County Jail for investigation of aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning and spousal abuse.
The 51-year-old victim's name was not released but Nightengale says he is in serious condition after surgery at a hospital.
Nightengale says the woman told responding officers the victim "deserved it."
The woman is due in court Wednesday. A telephone listing for her residence could not be located.

Read more: http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/national/police-ca-woman-cut-off-husbands-penis-25-apx-20110713#ixzz1S01MDBDO

Having been the recent victim of a serial cheater and con artist I cannot say that I blame this woman. We have no idea what this man (now unick*) has done to her.  I don't know which charge I like the best, but I find them all awesome. I am not condoning this behavior, I'm just saying that when you hurt someone repeatedly and violate and victimize them, there's no telling when they'll snap. You know what they say, if you mess with the bull, you're going to get the horns! On second thought, I feel like my whole life is "Aggravated Mayhem" (caused by someone else) lately, so that's definitely my favorite charge.

Here are the questions I have after reading this article:

1. Are penises garbage disposal safe?
2. How was she able to do all of this without him fighting back?
3. What exactly IS "Aggravated Mayhem" and why does it sound so funny?
4. If the genital was put down the disposal, what did they do at the hospital? I've never heard of a penis transplant. Even in death, you know the average man isn't going to be donating that to science or others.
5. Is this woman related to Lorena Bobbitt? I'm sure you all remember that incident.
*Unick: According to Urban Dictionary.com:  Americanized version of the word "Eunuch".

1. A man with his balls (testes) removed. Often used in royal courts to guard female royalty and concubines.


2. A man who is incapable of reproduciton.


3. A guy who doesn't seem to be interested in women, but also excluding homosexuality. They are just not the dating type.


4. A gutless wonder.


5. The third sex. The Non-sex.
"Mike is such a Unick, he's never dated a girl in his entire life!"


-KC Jones

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