Amanda Knox Free to Bang (Possibly Murder)

Hey, remember Amanda Knox?  The Seattle-area exchange student that was imprisoned in Italy for murder during a menage a trois, or gang bang, or something like that?  Well, her guilty verdict was just overturned and she will be free.  Get a load of this: yours truly, Big Ran, has a friend in Seattle that knows Amanda and her family!  How about that!  Maybe the takeover could get an exclusive.  I think if KC and I dig deep we could come up with like $7 and some coupons.  Although, KC is now a Hall of Famer, so that could carry some weight in the negotiating process.

Here's a link to the story, I'm not staying late to go over the details:  http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/10/03/501364/main20114867.shtml

Peace out, homies, and remember, if you're gonna have a gang bang, don't kill anyone.

-Big Ran

As a PS, here's what I wanted to include, but whoever owns the rights to "Seinfeld" is a total dick and won't allow their clips to be embedded.