Pocono Record - A Brodheadsville man accused of robbing a local pharmacy of painkillers made the job easier for police by leaving behind his birth certificate.
Stroud Area Regional Police say Keith A. Rebori, 23, robbed the East Stroudsburg CVS of painkillers on Thanksgiving Day.
A man entered the CVS and handed the pharmacist a bag and threatening note demanding all of the Oxycodone, Oxycontin and Xanax, police said. The pharmacist gave him 798 Oxycodone tablets, after which the man left.
Police later searched the area, finding a hooded sweatshirt, a backpack and the note used in the robbery. They also reviewed the surveillance video, which showed a man in the pharmacy earlier that day, wearing the same hooded sweatshirt and carrying the same backpack, police said.
Police said the backpack contained Rebori's birth certificate. He was arrested, placed in Monroe County Correctional Facility in lieu of $25,000 bail and will appear in district court at a future date.
In comedy timing is everything and this dude had none. If this guy was smart, he would have robbed this pharmacy back when Donald Trump was making a big deal out of whether or not Obama was born in the US and printed out a copy of Obama's birth certificate. Bing, bang, boom, even if you get caught you'll get to go on The Daily Show to pay for your legal defense.
-Big Ran
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