Thursday, February 23, 2012

There's No Way This Ends Badly


I don't even know where to begin here.  Best case scenario?  You end up with hep c and broken ribs.  Worst case, well, lots of options there, including dead at the bottom of the ocean.  If you know anyone going on this cruise, take out a huge life insurance policy on them ASAP.  Like one of those shady ones you would buy for a young blonde woman before they go to the Bahamas.  You have to finalize everything before Nancy Grace starts yelling about them every day for 3 years.

-Big Ran

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