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SAN ANTONIO -- Officers are searching Monday morning for an armed robbery suspect who they say left behind a big piece of evidence: his wallet.

Investigators said the man walked into the Planet K Texas in the 5600 block of Evers Street just before midnight on Sunday and threatened the clerk with a gun. The clerk handed over some cash, although the suspect didn't stuff it in his wallet.

Instead, police said the suspect hastily took off on foot, accidentally dropped his wallet in the adult novelty store.

Authorities searched the man's apartment and several vacant apartment with police dogs, but were unable to find the suspect. The man's parents told officers they haven't seen him in months.

Two witnesses were taken downtown for questioning.

Investigators said the suspected robber has warrants out for his arrest for armed robbery and burglary of a vehicle.

First of all, everyone knows you don't rob the porn store right across the street from your apartment complex.  That's like dating someone at work, that's only going to end badly.  You rob the porn shop across town.  Second of all, wouldn't you at lease take some porn while your there?  "Hey, stay cool and nobody get's shot.  Also, while you're back there, give me that french maid's outfit, those edible panties, and a copy of 'Lord of the Boobs 7."  I mean, you've already mustered up the guts to go through with the robbery AND go into a porn shop, might as well enjoy yourself while you're in hiding, right?  Anyone know the whereabouts of KC's boy, TIMMAY!?

-Big Ran

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Teen helps police nab accused robbers in Hingham: MyFoxBOSTON.com

Teen helps police nab accused robbers in Hingham

Updated: Wednesday, 25 Jan 2012, 10:32 PM EST
Published : Wednesday, 25 Jan 2012, 10:32 PM EST

HINGHAM (FOX 25 / MyFoxBoston.com) - A 15-year-old’s good detective skills helped police nab three people who are accused of robbing the teen’s father.

Just before 1 P.M. on Tuesday afternoon, Griffin Moriarty saw two men walking down the street with bags that looked familiar.

“I saw two guys walking by, and one had a Shawmut bag, the company my dad used to work for,” said Moriarty, “I immediately saw that. The other guy had a Nike bag.”

The high school freshman decided to draw a picture of what he saw.

“I know you lose your memory of what you saw within 20 minutes, you’re so busy,” says Moriarty.

Griffin then told his mom, who was in the shower at the time.

The teen’s mother told Griffin to check on his father’s nearby home. When he arrived, Griffin saw a shatter door and called the police.

Police were able to arrest two men, Robert Newell and Mark Rose, a few blocks away. They also arrested a female, Tracey Methe, who is accused of being the look out.

All three are facing a number of charges. Investigators say the two men have a long criminal history stemming from similar arrests.

His parents are certainly proud of him, but Griffin simply tells FOX 25 that it isn’t a big deal.

Ummmmmmm...a little familiar huh?  Get this Hingham Hero to Mobile by March 17th or you'll never get an accurate account of the Leprechaun.


-Big Ran