Monday, April 25, 2011

They Pullin' Your Vehicle Over, Snatchin' Your Weed Up...

...Tryin' to take it, so you better hide your weed, hide your bong, hide your weed, hide your bong...

Well, Easter weekend was quite exciting for our friend Antoine Dodson, who was arrested for possession of marijuana in his home state of Alabama. I'm sure many of you remember Antoine from his famous "Bed Intruder" interview that was subsequently turned into a song. If not, or if you just want to see it again, see below. Once you've watched, you can scroll down for my commentary on the situation.

Original Interview:



Song:


Now, before you pass judgment on this man, remember what he's been through:
-Someone was climbin' in his windows
-Snatchin' his people up
-Tryin' rape 'em so he had to warn err'body to: hide they kids, hide they wives, and hide they husbands cause they rapin' err'body
-Then he had to take to the airwaves to let the intruder know that he didn't have to confess, because he was comin' to find him because he was so dumb, for real.

After all that, Antoine had to deal with his overnight celebrity status, and, truthfully, it had to be a little overwhelming for him. So, how can you blame the guy for toking up in order to deal with the Post Traumatic Stress?

I wouldn't be surprised if he's found with it again either, especially after this mugshot surfaced. This dude has MUCH better hair than what's being showcased here.

-KC Jones

Update from Big Ran:

A. In the mugshot Antoine looks like a "Who" from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
B.  If Antoine wants to toke, he needs to move to MA.  Not only is it only a fine, but now the cops can't even use the scent of weed in a car to search for it.
C.  I think Antoine was, in the words of Lawrence Taylor, "set up like a mother f*cker!"  I bet the Alabama police planted evidence.  FREE ANTOINE DODSON!  FREE ANTOINE DODSON!

1 comment:

  1. Clearly, Antoine did not do a good job hiding his pot!! We gonna find ya!! HAHA Yes, the po po's found you :)

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