So, the Kentucky Derby is this weekend and obviously, that brings out all the high rolling d-bags. Apparently, companies can get a spot or luxury box or something to that effect at Churchill Downs for $450,000. Seven companies have done this for a total of $3.15 million. For this, I'm sure they get open bar, food, etc, but also VIP bathrools that are capped at 175 people, so $18,000 per person. This is just a touch less than my YEARLY mortgage. I would have to trade living in my house for a year in order to be able to get the chance to go to the Kentucky Derby in the VIP section. Plus, I'd probably have to buy a seersucker suit and go tanning. Deal breaker.
Just kidding, they wouldn't let this poor guy in, they raycess! |
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