How Does this Happen?

That's Pee Wee Herman with Tony Romo at the Cowboys training camp.  How does this happen?  Can you imagine something like this at the Patriots camp?  I am going to go out on a limb and say this:  The Cowboys are going to suck.  If they had Pee Wee in his hay day, you know, Big Adventure Pee Wee, they might be on to something.  However, this is old, sad, washed up Pee Wee.  Get your sh!t together, Dallas.

-Big Ran

PS:  You might want to keep the Cowboys cheerleaders of site while Pee Wee is around.

Wikipedia - In July 1991, while visiting relatives, Reubens was arrested in Sarasota, Florida for masturbating while secluded in a darkened adult theater. Detectives would periodically visit pornographic theatres and observe the audience, arresting those engaged in indecent exposure. After arresting a number of other men, a detective who had been observing Reubens stopped him on his way out. While detectives examined his driver's license, Reubens told them, "I'm Pee-wee Herman", and offered to do a children's benefit for the sheriff's office, "to take care of this". The next day, after a local reporter recognized Reubens's name, Reubens's attorney made the same offer to the Sarasota Herald-Tribune in exchange for withholding the story. This was not Reubens's first arrest in the county; in 1971 he was arrested for loitering and prowling near an adult theater, though charges were later dropped. His second arrest was in 1983 when Reubens was placed on two years' probation for possession of marijuana, although adjudication was withheld. The night of the arrest Reubens fled to Nashville, where his sister and lawyer lived, and then to New Jersey, where he would stay for the following months at his friend Doris Duke's estate.