Red Sox On Swole!

The Sox took two out of three from the Yanks this weekend, which is always nice even if it is overrated.  Both of these teams are at least 8 games up in the Wild Card race, so they'll both be in the playoffs.  However, it is still always nice to take a series from them because you know if the Yanks won two of three, their fans would be all fired up about being ahead in the division.

How about that guy behind Ochocinco, huh?  Kind of looks like Bill Clinton a little bit, who coincidentally, is KC's favorite President EVER.  Also, Chad is marrying Antoine Walker's ex-fiance?  Interesting.  That's about all I can say on that.

From People:  The couple have also grown closer through adversity, after Lozada – the ex-fiancée of former NBA player Antoine Walker – was attacked on her VH1 reality show Basketball Wives after revealing she had slept with a castmate's ex-husband. She said Ochocinco helped her get through the episode. 

"I was having a hard time [watching]," she says. "I have a lot of followers on Twitter, so everyone has an opinion on your life, and they think they know you. Some of the things they say are hurtful, but he made me keep it together. He's very supportive with everything."

Yeah, nothing could go wrong here.

-Big Ran

PS:  I am going to use "on swole" as much as possible today.

Can Fat Albert and Ochocinco Turn Tom Bundchen Back Into a Man?

The big news last week was the fact that the Pats made trades for two guys that people have a lot of questions about: Albert Haynesworth and Chad Ochocinco.  Haynesworth is fairly risk-free since he came to New England for a 5th round pick and he can be released at any time.  Ochocinco is a goof ball, but isn't a bad guy and again, they didn't give up much to get him, just 5th and 6th round picks in 2012 and 2013, respectively.

KC Jones had a great question for me this morning:  "So, what are the chances that Ochocinco and Haynesworth turn Tom Brady back into a man?"

Lets look at the evidence in addition to the water slide fiasco:

Child, please.  The good thing is that Tom Brady trimmed the hair a bit for training camp, which can only be a good thing; he is like the opposite of Sampson.  I think Ocho keeps Tom loose, helps him lighten up a bit, and keeps him feeling young.  How could he not:

Also, Ocho should be able to help him with his dance moves (2:40 mark for the dancing):



Bonus: Tocho on Fat Albert:



I suppose Fat Albert could teach Tom how to sexually assault women?

-Big Ran