The big news last week was the fact that the Pats made trades for two guys that people have a lot of questions about: Albert Haynesworth and Chad Ochocinco. Haynesworth is fairly risk-free since he came to New England for a 5th round pick and he can be released at any time. Ochocinco is a goof ball, but isn't a bad guy and again, they didn't give up much to get him, just 5th and 6th round picks in 2012 and 2013, respectively.
KC Jones had a great question for me this morning: "So, what are the chances that Ochocinco and Haynesworth turn Tom Brady back into a man?"
Lets look at the evidence in addition to the water slide fiasco:
Child, please. The good thing is that Tom Brady trimmed the hair a bit for training camp, which can only be a good thing; he is like the opposite of Sampson. I think Ocho keeps Tom loose, helps him lighten up a bit, and keeps him feeling young. How could he not:
Also, Ocho should be able to help him with his dance moves (2:40 mark for the dancing):
Bonus: Tocho on Fat Albert:
I suppose Fat Albert could teach Tom how to sexually assault women?
-Big Ran
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