This pretty much made my day when I heard about it. Seriously? What is WRONG with people? Could you even imagine being a witness to something like this? I wouldn't know whether to laugh or call for help (obviously once the punch was thrown I'd know exactly what to do, but the shenanigans leading up to it are remarkable!)
Couple of questions:
1. Is anyone else impressed by this dude's ability to retrieve the watermelon from the ocean? I would think that it would have quickly been pulled out to a watery grave. Maybe this guy's the real life "Aquaman"...
2. Why did he leave it alone after he 'saved' it? Obviously he and the watermelon share a special bond if he went in to rescue it in the first place.
3. What does one do with a rotting watermelon anyways?
4. How awesome is this woman for doing this TWICE?
5. Would he have been charged with assault had the punch in the face not happened?
6. Has anyone else in the world ever used a 'swim noodle' as a weapon?
Woman attacked with wet swim noodle
(Fox 25/MyFoxBoston.com) - A Florida man, apparently angry over a watermelon, is accused of attacking a woman with a swim noodle.
According to Naples police, a woman on the beach noticed a carved, rotting watermelon and threw it in the ocean so it wouldn't attract bugs.
That’s when Karl Ludwig Eichner retrieved the fruit.
But when the woman put it back in the ocean, he allegedly dumped the noodle full of water over her and punched her in the face.
Eichner was arrested for assault.
Read more: http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/crime_files/crime_watch/woman-attacked-with-wet-swim-noodle-20110525#ixzz1NT6Mfn53
-KC Jones
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