Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Step 1: Build Nuclear Reactor Step 2: ? Step 3: Profit


The LocalSwedish police have detained a 31-year-old man in Ängelholm in western Sweden who was discovered after he sought advice from authorities on the legality of building a nuclear reactor in a domestic kitchen. 

The man began his experiment some six months ago and has reportedly been open about his plans to construct a nuclear reactor in his apartment in the small Swedish coastal town, maintaining a blog of his nuclear adventure.

The man, who explained that his interest in nuclear physics was awakened as a teenager, ordered some radioactive material from overseas and acquired more by taking apart a domestic fire alarm.

Despite the man's frank and full disclosure of his experiment, his activities only came to the attention of the authorities a couple of weeks ago when he contacted the Swedish Radiation Authority (Strålsäkerhetsmyndigheten) to inquire if it was legal to construct a nuclear reactor at home.

The man was told that somebody would be sent to measure the levels of radiation in his flat. 

"When they came they had the police with them. I have had a Geiger counter and have not detected a problem with radiation," the 31-year-old told the local Helsingborgs Dagblad (HD).

The man was arrested by the police and taken in for questioning. He admitted to his plans and was later released. 

He told the newspaper that had he succeeded in building a nuclear reactor, generating any power would probably have proved beyond him.

"To get it to generate electricity you would need a turbine and a generator and that is very difficult to build yourself," he told HD.

The man is reported to have spent around 6,000 kronor ($950) on his project and after all his equipment was seized in the raid, he has confirmed that in the future he intends to focus on the "theoretical" aspects of nuclear physics.

No, no, no!  As Emmitt Smith would say, "Don't give up.  Don't even give up!"  This guy was SO close.  All he needed was a turbine and a generator and he would have had free power for life.  Or blown up the Swedish coast, either way, that's something, right?  I love this dude.  He was completely open about it, had a blog about it, and told authorities about it.  I think its all good, they need to give him his toys back, what's the worst that could happen?  In all honesty, I think I might tinker with a nuclear reactor to save some money.  He spent $950 on materials?  Shiiiiiiiiiiit, I would be saving money inside a year.  Inside three months if I can hook it up to heat and hot water in the winter.

In addition to this story, I may have found my go to site for news:  thelocal.se.  Check out the following stories in addition to this home made nuclear reactor:

  • 'Ass attack' downs Swedish model's blog (1 Aug 11)

  • Family finds strange man in the shower (1 Aug 11)

  • Housing a hedgehog is a crime: Swedish police (29 Jul 11)



  • Now I haven't read them yet, but you can bet your sweet asses I will be soon.  Who knew Sweden could be so friggin' awesome?


    -Big Ran

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