Friday, January 27, 2012

A Tough Week for Look-a-Likes


Earlier this week, when the Bruins visited the White House, to be honored as the 2011 Stanley Cup Champions, Tim Thomas decided to pass due to political reasons.  There was obviously a huge uproar about it that I'm not going to get in to because, well, I don't really give a sh!t.  Go, don't go, it won't change my day other than not listening to sports radio because I don't want to hear about it.

However, when it rains it pours because today we received the news that Tim's look-a-like, Drew Carey, now known for creeping people out since he lost a ton of weight and failing in the shadow of Bob Barker, has broken up with his long-time fiance.


I have to say though, if you are engaged for five years and still haven't set a date or stated talking about wedding plans, my guess is that no one is exactly in a rush to tie the knot.  I think Drew should go get some advice from Bob since he was clearly tapping the ass of each and every model on that show during his time as host.  To be honest, he probably still swings by the studio for some good old fashioned plinko with some of the current models, just to show Carey who's boss.

This is how you do it.  Barker - swag for days (also Viagra).

Not like this.  No Price is Right swag at all.
-Big Ran

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