I don't necessarily mean on toilet paper, like this epic scene from Lethal Weapon 2, but maybe like the old Norm MacDonald, "note to self" on a voice recorder. However, I always come up with the most awesome, funny, world shaking ideas when I have had a couple of drinks, hop online to start doing research for the blog, but then get side tracked and never remember them.
Let's take this past Friday. I get home and as planned, my wife is out with work friends, so I start drinking whiskey, grill some steaks, and watch college hoops. About three hours later, I am pretty drunk and my wife calls me to meet them out at a bar. Cool, but there is no way I can drive. None. Also, strangely, there is a snow squall going on. So, I make a great decision, and walk to the bar, knowing we'll be able to get a ride back.
Now, remember, I'm pretty hammered and probably staggering a bit down the streets in the snow. The snow flakes are huge, so at one point I am trying to catch flakes in my mouth (and failing), when I see that someone is about a half a block up and they definitely crossed the street because they thought I was a crazy person.
I'm going off on a tangent here, because what I wanted to talk about needing to write things down. When I woke up on Saturday, I get back on the laptop, see the tabs I had open on my browser and have no idea what I was looking at. I had that Lethal Weapon parody up, which is awesome, but I have no idea why I was looking for the toilet bomb scene. However, it was probably going to be awesome.
Ugh. I should probably sprinkle some Adderall or Ritalin in my booze.
-Big Ran
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