Lookin' Good LeBron!

This guy in the FUK LBJ shirt just kills it.  If comedy is all about timing, this guy nailed it.  

If Delonte wasn't balls deep in LeBron's mom, Gloria would be pissed.

Let's go Bulls.  No D-Rose and playing a great game.  Of course it will come down to the fourth quarter, but LeBron will be boarding a plane back to Miami as soon as the third quarter ends.

-Big Ran

PS:  Is that Zuckerberg in the bottom left corner?  The Wiklevoss twins must be sitting up in the nosebleeds.

LeBron James Does Not Care About Wait People...

If anyone needed yet another reason to despise Baby Bron Bron, here you go.....

http://www.sportsgrid.com/golf/lebron-james-tiger-woods-bad-tippers/

We’ve heard whispers for some time that LeBron James and Tiger Woods are notoriously bad tippers, and their respective rankings on the Miami New Times list of the ten worst celebrity tippers only seem to confirm it.
Woods ranked as the No. 1 worst celebrity tipper in the world, while James wasn’t far behind at No. 4. The allegations that Woods and James are far from the most generous tippers in the world seems even more curious when you consider that Woods made $105 million in 2010, while James made $43 million.

And with Woods’ financial situation apparently not being what it once was, I wouldn’t expect his tipping habits to improve anytime soon. As for James, maybe this is what Cleveland fans were referring to when they chanted Scottie Pippen‘s name at him last December.


Just a few things from KC Jones:

*This guy is just a douche, no 'ifs, ands, or buts' about it. Honestly, check out this link from TMZ as well. $10 on an $800 bill? Who does he think he is? I swear to God, if he ended up on the Celtics or the Spurs, I would automatically despise those teams as well. You know the saying, money can't buy class. And LeEgo is a prime example of that. What really boggles my mind is that a lot of these celebrities and athletes come from NOTHING, in the money sense, so you'd THINK they'd go out of their way to have more respect and consideration for the working class. They're such overpaid babies!

Side Note: As far as Tiger Woods is concerned, he is FAR more morally reprehensible than 'The Queen', and all I can say is he's probably also banging LeBron's mom now that Delonte is done with her! BURN! I smile every time I see that he's had a poor performance on the golf course and hope that Elin continues to take him for all he's worth. She should have jammed that golf club right up his a$$!

-KC Jones









*Big Ran Note:  I don't know, Tiger Woods seemed to give that Perkins waitress a pretty good tip.  You know, just the tip to see how it feels.

Kobe, Tell Me How That Mask Tastes

Thanks to D(ouche)-Wade, Kobe ended up with a concussion and a busted nose from the All Star game and is now just killing it with the Rip Hamilton face mask.  I bet LeBron tries to get Wade to break his nose too, just so he can show people that he can play with a face mask too.  It's like when you were a little kid and would just put a band aid on so people would ask you about it or they would think you were cool because you got cut.  

Essentially, I will use any vehicle possible to make fun of LeEgo.  Bron probably loves this mask because it only covers three-quarters of your face.

-Big Ran

And If You Don't Know, Now You Know, Kobe....Ugh....

So, prior to playing The Knicks a few weeks back, Kobe claimed to not know anything about J-Lin except to mention he had 'heard about him'.....
 And then, he too was "Lincinerated"...
 

Linsanity has and continues to sweep the nation, even throwing Kobe off his game a bit. Say what you want about Kobe, but he's always straightforward. (And he's much, much, much better than LeBron).....And why do I say that? Because he's a winner and LeBron is a loser!



                                                       Thanks to Big Ran for his prior post, inspiring me to take yet another shot at LeEgo.

-KC Jones

Classic LeBron

Obviously this doesn't have the magnitude of the post season, or frankly, even the regular season, but consider the stage.  Once again, on a big stage, LeEgo just out does what LeEgo does...CHOKE.  Two turnovers in the waning moments of a tight game.  Then he's trying to laugh it off and smile like it doesn't matter.  I would pay to hear what Kobe was saying to him.  You think Kobe turns the ball over there?  Nope, he takes the shot.  You think Jordan turns the ball over?  Nope.

Bron, make sure you get the change, cause you never need that 4th quarter.

-Big Ran

I Can See This Happening

Based on how these two douchetastic all stars dress and act, I can actually imagine this conversation happening.

-Big Ran

Bird Is The Word....

As a Boston Celtics fan, here's yet another reason to love Larry Legend. LeEgo is the worst, and I have always preferred Kobe to him.....actually, there's really no one in the league I despise MORE than LeBron, so to have the original "birdman" say that he prefers Kobe to LeBron is just HUGE!

 Read the entire article here:

Lakers’ fans know Larry Bird as one of the most fearsome competitors in the history of basketball. They also realize that he’d probably be the last person to heap praise on anything to do with the current Lakers team. But at least in the case of Kobe Bryant, it’s a case of greatness recognizing greatness.
In an interview on the B.S. Report (the Bill Simmons podcast) Bird said that if he could choose any current NBA player to play on his team, he would choose Kobe:

“Well, probably Kobe, because of the fact that … well, of course he wouldn’t have been shooting as much as he does now … but his desire to win, his dedication, to always get better, uh, and he’s just, he’s just tough. He’s just a tough cat.”
“But, if you want to have fun, like I did with Bill Walton, play with LeBron. It would have probably been more fun to play with LeBron, but if you want to win and win and win, it’s Kobe. Not that LeBron’s not a winner, just that [Kobe's] mindset is to go into every practice, every game, to get better.”

So Kobe to win, LeBron to have fun? Sounds like if you’re a Lakers fan you’d rather have Kobe based on that assessment as well.
Beyond Bryant’s ruthless mentality, it’s his toughness that really sets him apart in Bird’s mind.
“Kobe is one of the toughest human beings I’ve ever seen,” Bird said.

That has to make Kobe, and in turn Lakers’ fans, beam proudly. Nothing like getting praise from a Hall of Fame player from a franchises’ most hated rival.


 I think I know what LeBron's face must have looked like when he found out about this story:

Thanks Larry!

-KC Jones

Stuck in My Head

I am totally serious. I'm not Rick Rolling your asses. Let me paint a picture for you. I get up at 5 AM to take our puppy out, so I have her in one arm while I am taking a leak and singing this song.

On another note, this song always makes me think of the Cleveland Cavaliers because they would play this in the 4th quarter when they were blowing teams out. Then I think of LeBron screwing that city over. Then I think of Delonte banging LeBron's Mom and I am happy again.

-Big Ran

PS: at the 2:06 mark a dude inexplicably jumps up against a chain link fence. The budget for this video had to be like $38.

LeEgo Strikes Again

I can't decide what LeEgo's problem is.  Is it that he's really, really dumb?  Is it that he's an immature, petulant man-child?  Is it that while he secretly wants everyone to love him, he tries to pretend will take on all the haters?  Nice Heat themed Akron t-shit, you douche.

Just stay in Miami and go ringless until the new CBA kicks in and forces the Heat to trade you or Bosh.  The only thing that makes me happy about this picture is the hope that one of those kids turned around and slugged him square in the nuts as soon as that lovely picture was taken.

-Big Ran 

Not 1, Not 2, Not 3, Not 4, Not 5, Not 6, Not 7...

Please allow me to bask in the schadenfreude of LeEgo failing, yet again, to come up big in the NBA Finals.  The past year has just been an eye-opening experience in terms of how fragile and out of touch LeBron really is. There was the ill-conceived "Decision," the brutal WWE-style intro for him and the other two stooges in Miami, guaranteeing championships, blaming and bumping his coach (coincidentally, against the Mavs), some epic press conferences, and finally the choking throughout this year's finals. 

@KingJamesLeBron James

The Greater Man upstairs know when it's my time. Right now isn't the time.

8 hours ago via Echofon

Poor Bron Bron.  Who knew it would all start with Delonte banging his mom.

-Big Ran

LeBron Did Not Bring His Talents to Dallas

Miami Heat
STARTERS	MIN	FGM-A	3PM-A	FTM-A	OREB	DREB	REB	AST	STL	BLK	TO	PF	+/-	PTS
LeBron James, SF	46	3-11	0-3	2-4	3	6	9	7	2	0	4	4	-6	8

Big time players come up big in the most crucial moments like the NBA Finals.  Oh, wait, you mean LeEgo threw another stinker in a big game like after he gave up in the Celtics series last year, and game three of this series?

Do you think Wade will punish him by not letting him borrow a bow tie or sweater vest until he has a big game?

Can the comparisons to Michael Jordan please end?

-Big Ran

Everyone, LeBron Has a Cold!

CHICAGO -- LeBron James won't just be battling the Chicago Bulls' strong defense and raucous crowd for Wednesday night's Game 2 of the Eastern Conference finals.


James said Wednesday after the Miami Heat's shootaround that he's been fighting a head cold for the past three days that has been draining him. He said he's been treating it as best as he can with medication and extra rest.


"I'm taking everything you can get from 7-Eleven," James said. "I've been sick since we got here."
While James said the congestion has made it hard to sleep and that it's affecting his energy on the court, he added that's it not so bad it would prevent him from starting Game 2.


James struggled in the Heat's Game 1 loss to the Bulls, scoring just 15 points on 5-of-15 shooting. James did not blame his performance on the illness and has been able to get through all of the Heat's practices and workouts over the last few days.


Just so everyone knows, LeBron has been battling the sniffles.  Please excuse any losses against the Bulls because he doesn't have his normal energy.  Poor baby.


Gloria must be too busy ridin' dirty with Delonte to get Bron Bron some chicken soup.

-Big Ran

*KC Jones note: So, a multi-millionaire basketball player is suffering w/ the sniffles and the only option he has is 7-Eleven? Interesting. And, Big Ran, Glo and D-West are on vacation, she'll tend to Baby Bron when she gets back. 

Lunchtime Look-a-Like

Yup, that's right, you saw it here first. I've been anxiously awaiting my opportunity to post this since it popped into my head yesterday afternoon. I've had this post ready to go since last night, so there was no way I could wait until noon to hit the post button---so an early lunch it is!

Am I right, or am I right? Personally, I HATE the original "Three Stooges" because they are annoying, obnoxious, nonsensical, moronic, and overrated. Ironically enough, I hate the Three Stooges 2.0 for the same reasons! The only question is, which set is the bigger group of clowns?

The (Big) Three Stooges

The (Original) Three Stooges

In addition to getting plenty of air time on television, both sets of stooges have devoted followers and plenty of merchandise available:

Baby Bron, D-Bag, Bosh-collect all three!

Moe, Curly, Larry-Value Pack!

Moe treats Larry & Curly the same way Bron treats Wade and Bosh!

Hey Bosh, this is an NBA event, not a Black Panther rally!!

-KC Jones

3 Hours of Work Left, Time to Get Fired Up!

How about some sweet LeBron shirts and posters?

-Big Ran

Welcome to Miami...

I think I speak for both Big Ran and myself when I thank the Celtics for not ruining Easter. While they totally quit at the end of the 3rd and beginning of the 4th, I liked what we saw for the most part. Production from everyone (not just the Big Four, but Big Baby, West, etc.), smothering defense, and toughness. The first half of the game showed what the Celtics are capable of if they commit to winning. I like that team's chances. However, since there is always a chance that they'll regress back to what we saw as a 23 point lead was squandered, I remain nervous and sometimes skeptical. Anyway, in addition to ending the series in 4 games, another positive is the fact that Baby Bron Bron, D-Bag, and Company COULDN'T get it done against Philly today (another Easter miracle!). This means more rest for the Celtics before the next round, which SHOULD (barring a miracle) be a matchup against the Heat. So, in honor of our team's series sweep, let's get pumped for the next series.

P.S. Spike- better luck next year!

P.P.S. Since it looks like we'll be facing Miami, everyone get their masks printed out in honor of the rumored love affair between Delonte and Gloria James. Hey Lebron, you've been bad and your stepfather and his friends will be coming to spank you soon!

Oh no, More Drama for Glo....

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/truehoop/miamiheat/news/story?id=6303536

...Seems as though Glo must have been a little distraught over her boy's team losing to the lowly Milwaukee Bucks....or maybe it was just the stress of her long distance relationship with Delonte finally coming to a head....she needed her car STAT if she was going to make it Chicago see her little leprechaun before they take on the Bulls tonight....

-KC Jones

Meet the New Partner of the Fenway Sports Group

Yup, our favorite, LeBron James.

From The Wall Street Journal: “We’re not interested in talent or athlete representation but we think he is one of the most remarkable athletes of his time,” Mr. Werner said in an interview Tuesday. “We believe we can open doors for LeBron and LeBron can open doors for us.” “The first time I stepped on an NBA court I became a businessman,” said Mr. James, who is 26 years old. “This is a great opportunity for me.” ”Without purchasing Liverpool, we never would have been able to have this conversation,” Mr. Werner said.”Eighteen championships,” Mr. James said. “I see myself trying to do the same things they have.”

Ugh.  Sorry, I just threw up in my mouth a little but there.  18 championships, huh Bron Bron?  You may have wanted to start winning some when you had the best record in the league with Cleveland.  I guess that wasn't your fault, your elbow had an owie on it, then Delonte boned your Mom.

So, let's welcome the Sox owner's new business partner and hope we see him at a bunch of games in the off season.

On the bright side, anything that may bring LeBron's Mom closer to Delonte West is always a good thing.

-Big Ran

PS: I love how Chris Bosh is sitting like 4 rows behind LeEgo in that first picture.  Seems just about right.