Lunchtime Look-a-Like

Even though we know they're not related, they clearly share(d) the same plastic surgeon...I don't have too much commentary to make on this little situation as the pictures speak for themselves...

Kris Kardashian/Jenner: Woman in men's attire with a plastic face and too much makeup...

Michael Jackson: Possibly another woman in men's clothing with a plastic face and too much makeup...

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Also, I'd like to take this moment to add Kris Kardashian/Jenner/what have you to my "World Population Day" (Control) Post list...... I'd like to put her right between that skank Watney and those 'no talent ass clowns' Nickelback....


-KC Jones

*Big Ran Note:  This LTLA is on swole.  Anyway, for some reason I feel like Kris Kardashian is the love child of Michael Jackson and Yao Ming.  That popped into my head as soon as I saw her pic.

Michael Jackson Photos to Power the World

Los Angeles (CNN) -- A Los Angeles inventor who photographed Michael Jackson 33 years ago hopes those images will now help launch an electric motor he claims could solve the world's energy problems.

Reginald Garcia will use cash from the sale of 130 unpublished Jackson photos to fund testing of the motor, which he claims generates more electricity than it uses. Garcia is in the process of getting the photos appraised and prepared for sale.

The photos show a 19-year-old Jackson and his brothers during a video shoot at a Hollywood studio in March 1978, before he began changing his appearance with surgery.

The Afro hair style and 1970s clothing show "a rare glance" of Jackson in an "awkward teenage stage," an image that he personally tried to bury in later years, according to a collector who sold photographs to the singer.

Wouldn't you have thought they would have come up with some way to harness the power of the moonwalk to power the world?  This story could have been way cooler than some nutbag inventor using funds from MJ photos to recharge batteries or something.


Thrilla man.  Thrilla.

-Big Ran

Do You Like to Climb Trees?

MJ does! Seriously, how can anyone deny the fact that something was terribly wrong with this 'man' (and I use that term loosely). This is quite possibly one of the most ridiculous segments of an interview I've ever seen. I love around 1:40 where he announces that he "never shows anyone his 'giving tree'" as he climbs the branches like a patient who has escaped a mental hospital. Honestly, in his prime, back in the Jackson 5 and "Thriller" days, he was totally a big deal because of his artistry. After that, the attention shifted to his ever changing Picasso portrait excuse for a face and his inappropriate dealings with children. But this right here? I love it!

Water balloon fight anyone?


-KC Jones