Monday, August 8, 2011



This video has popped up everywhere over the weekend, and with very good reason; it's AMAZING.  I am going to go over this thing like its the Zapruder film.

0:11 - First glimpse of shenanigans from what seems to be the left field room camera.  It looks like just two chicks, but the bowl cut is in there somewhere.

0:37 - The fat dude in the white shirt, binoculars, and cheesy hat first looks over.  What's going on here?

0:41 - Dude behind them leaves, but he may have had a bit of a chubby, can't tell.

1:05 - Holy jorts!  The entire row has jorts on.  They may have all taken the same shuttle from Revere.  Jorts on swole.

2:02 - Sweet cotton-poly blend Jordan tank top, bro.

2:11 - WTF?!  The white shirt dude is part of this group.  OK, so the bowl cut Fighting Irish fan was finger banging whit t-shirt's girlfriend then, right?  White T needs to STEP IT UP!

3:05 - The group makes the move.  Not just for a threesome, but how to ditch White T.

I'm still not sure what year this was, but I would guess around 1991 or 1992 based on the ND shirt, Jordan tank, and plethora of jorts.  I still can't believe the guy in the white T and binoculars.  This has to be, to this day, this guys saddest moment.  I mean, in public, on camera, you let some dude with a bowl cut and an ND t shirt finger bang your gf.  Step it up, because in that situation you cannot half ass it.  You are either in 100% or getting your own cab home.

-Big Ran

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