Monday, August 8, 2011
This video has popped up everywhere over the weekend, and with very good reason; it's AMAZING. I am going to go over this thing like its the Zapruder film.
0:11 - First glimpse of shenanigans from what seems to be the left field room camera. It looks like just two chicks, but the bowl cut is in there somewhere.
0:37 - The fat dude in the white shirt, binoculars, and cheesy hat first looks over. What's going on here?
0:41 - Dude behind them leaves, but he may have had a bit of a chubby, can't tell.
1:05 - Holy jorts! The entire row has jorts on. They may have all taken the same shuttle from Revere. Jorts on swole.
2:02 - Sweet cotton-poly blend Jordan tank top, bro.
2:11 - WTF?! The white shirt dude is part of this group. OK, so the bowl cut Fighting Irish fan was finger banging whit t-shirt's girlfriend then, right? White T needs to STEP IT UP!
3:05 - The group makes the move. Not just for a threesome, but how to ditch White T.
I'm still not sure what year this was, but I would guess around 1991 or 1992 based on the ND shirt, Jordan tank, and plethora of jorts. I still can't believe the guy in the white T and binoculars. This has to be, to this day, this guys saddest moment. I mean, in public, on camera, you let some dude with a bowl cut and an ND t shirt finger bang your gf. Step it up, because in that situation you cannot half ass it. You are either in 100% or getting your own cab home.
-Big Ran
Labels:
1990's,
Big Ran,
Fenway Park,
finger bang,
Jorts,
threesome
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