It's Official: Chris Bosh Needs Medication

I'm sorry, I know the pics are big, but you need the detail on this one.  Apparently, Bosh has already spent 40 hours having these tats done with at least another 20 to go.  I have no idea what to make of this, but I really do think he need medication of some kind just to balance him out, and that is not a joke.  From his wide range of emotions, to his inconsistent play, to these tattoos, he needs some inner peace.

OK, so we have a tree, a bird (a boshtrich, perhaps?) music notes, a MacBeth type chick in purple on the bottom right, a tiger, Poseidon or Zeus right below his neck, Jennifer Lopez singing on the back of his right shoulder, and the Roman Coliseum.  If anyone smarter than me can figure out the connection between all of those, more power to you and please let us know.  

Can you imagine some of the tattoos NBA players are going to come back with after the lockout?  It's going to be amazing.  I mean, millionaires that play basketball for a living don't need more free time.  

-Big Ran

KC Jones Comments: First off, good find Big Ran...we might have to stop the blog now because there's no chance we're ever going to top this. Secondly, the middle picture of him makes me very nervous because he looks like he's enjoying it in an S&M sort of way....AND we have no proof that he's not getting his ass tattooed at that point. Third, there is NO medication that's going to fix this. Finally, I'm not smarter than Big Ran, so all I can do is speculate: The Coliseum is in ruins now (much like his career & the entire Miami Heat franchise), and the rest is a mash-up of things that may have been fine on their own but don't work when put together (just like the Miami Heat's current roster)......Just my thoughts....Either that or they were having a buy one get one sale on all underutilized designs and he decided to capitalize on the bargain with the lockout looming and the potential for cash being tight....Oh, and the lady w/ the skull is just a reflection of his more feminine side....What else could we possibly expect from a dude who signals that he wants the ball in the following fashion.....???