Thursday, September 1, 2011

I Don't See a Crime Here




You might want to steer clear of custodian closet at Oslo Middle School



An Oslo Middle School custodian accused of having booze in his lunch box and urinating in a closet might not be getting a gold star in coming days.
An Indian River County Sheriff's deputy last week contacted a school board employee who said she learned from the Oslo Middle assistant principal that a 51-year-old custodian had a bottle of alcohol in his lunch box, according to a recently released sheriff's report.
The custodian also is said to have urinated in the "custodian closet." The context of the report suggests the "custodian closet" does not contain rest room facilities, such as a commode.
The custodian also is reported to have "had an incident with a teacher in which he was slurring and saying inappropriate comments."
A custodian, sometimes known as a janitor or maintenance person, typically is charged with ensuring clean conditions at a facility and completing other grounds and related tasks.
A plastic Powerade bottle that was about three quarters full of apparent alcohol reportedly was found in the custodian's lunch box.
A sheriff's investigator took two samples of the liquid to be tested for alcohol.
The case is listed as active.


Check out the reporter,Will Greenlee, on his high horse.  Hey Willy, how about you take off your white wig and quit judging others.  How about you come down from that ivory tower of yours, huh?  

"A custodian, sometimes known as a janitor or maintenance person, typically is charged with ensuring clean conditions at a facility and completing other grounds and related tasks."

Oh, word?  Willy, don't hold your breath for the New York Times or Washington Post to call.  No wonder print media is dying/dead.


If you had to put up with middle schoolers and those uppity educators all day while you were mopping up pee and throwing saw dust on puke, trust me, you'd be taking a few nips too.  And so what if he took a leak in his storage closet.  He's the janitor, he can clean it up.  I've peed in bottles before, no biggie.  You gotta do what you gotta do.  Don't hate the playa, hate the game.



-Big Ran

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