Oh, Hell Yes!

Honestly, I don't think you could keep me away from this movie if you tried.  I've already written about how I love zombie sh!t, and you have also probably gathered that I love freedom.  I mean zombie Osama getting blasted by bros that love freedom?  Sign me the f*ck up.  I mean, look at this trailer:

Dudes, that sh!t is pretty legit.  Stuff getting blowed up, peeps doing it on the beaches of Afghanistan, zombies, what else could you want?  That has date night for me and Mrs. Big Ran written all over it.  Classy.

Three things I would have to do before going to this move:

1.  Borrow a pick up truck
2.  Burn a disc of uber Patriotic music
3.  Wear my three wolf American flag t-shirt ( I am not kidding, I own this)

-Big Ran

So, bin Laden's Hideout is Worth More Than My House. Terrific.

Guardian, UK - Osama bin Laden's house, described by the US government as a $1m (£605,000) mansion, is in fact worth no than $250,000 say property professionals in Abbottabad, the town where he was killed.

The revelation is the latest of several erroneous descriptions about the nature of Bin Laden's hideout – and the manner of his death – which have dogged the White House in recent days.

On Tuesday US officials retracted claims that Bin Laden was armed when killed, and that he had used one of his wives as a human shield.

Descriptions of Bin Laden's hideout have also been prone to exaggeration. After Sunday night's dramatic raid by US Navy Seals, a senior Obama administration official told reporters that the property, an "extraordinarily unique compound" in an "affluent suburb", was valued at around $1m.

But two property professionals in Abbottabad – a quiet, military-dominated town – said that much of that was incorrect. Based on the size of the plot and the house, which was built in 2005, and using recent property sales as a guide, they estimated that it would fetch no more than $250,000 on the current market.

"Twenty million rupees, maximum," said property dealer Muhammad Anwar, a 22-year veteran of the local market, at his Abbottabad office. "No swimming pool. This is not a posh area. We call it a middling area."

I wish I could put my house on the market for 20 million rupees right now.  How come the housing market is booming in Pakastan and not in MA.  We've got the ocean, they've got a war.  Here are some more pics:

Now, granted, my house doesn't have a 15 foot concrete wall with barbed wire and the back yard seems a little greener than I anticipated, but come on.  I have done a bunch of landscaping, have a new front door AND a new front porch.  I have a deck off the back of the house, all bin Laden had was that red fence that is falling down.

I love that property dealer who said: "No swimming pool. This is not a posh area. We call it a middling area."  The balls on this guy, huh?  Dude was the world's most wanted man and this guy is basically calling him a pussy for not having a swimming pool.  Eh, I'm guessing Osama sure could go for a pool now.  I'm guessing it's a bit warm where he is now.

-Big Ran

*KC Jones Says: Good find Big Ran, I wish the U.S. would start dealing in 'rupees', it just sounds so much cooler than 'dollars'. Imagine hearing the term 'rupees' in rap songs? Yessssssssss...Also, good thing Osama Bin Hidin' didn't have a pool- the filter would have been continuously drained with pieces of hair from the ferret that was growing off of this chin. 

P.S. Why wasn't this compound ever featured on Al-Jazzera's equivalent of MTV Cribs?

We Gon' Find You!

Well, to follow up on Big Ran's post, I would like to say that I agree. I wish I could have a week like Obama just had. I'm proud of the current administration as it pertains to the take down of that filthy fleabag Osama Bin Laden. This unbelievable news certainly took away the sting of the Celtics game one collapse and the Spurs getting bounced from the Playoffs on Friday night.

I'd also like to take a moment to address the rest of the Taliban and anyone other terrorists out there. In the immortal words of Antoine Dodson: "You don't have to confess, we comin' for you, we gon finnnnnnnnnnddddddd you, we gon finnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd you, so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that homeboy, homeboy, home-home-homeboy!"

And, to anyone who hates the U.S.A, this one's for you!




-KC Jones

So, Obama had a Pretty Good Week, huh?

This isn't meant to be a political blog, or Democrat vs. Republican whatsoever.  Especially since KC Jones and I are on different ends of the spectrum on most topics.  This is just meant to talk about what a great week Obama had.  Wouldn't you want to have a week like this, even on your own scale?  

First, Donald "The Don" Trump basically calls for Obama's birth certificate, claiming he wasn't born in the US...BOOM.  Cerified.

Then, Obama gets to roast The Don at The White House Corespondent's dinner:

Love or hate Obama, the Biggie and Tupac line was straight cash.

After that, you are give the order to go in and kill the most hated and evil man in the world:



Not a bad week, right?  Wouldn't you love to completely show up someone trying to throw you under the bus, then vanquish your greatest rival?  I just wish for his speech last night, Obama did exactly what was in the animation at the top.  Walk in, say he dead, then drop the mic, and bust out.  No questions, bitches!

So, dial it up for Obama today.  Michelle, you know what you gotta do as his main bitch...



-Big Ran

KC Jones: I love this post from start to finish, I can't even decide what I love the most. The Donald commentary is priceless though. What is WRONG w/ that dude? I will say, despite my feelings towards Obama in general, the birth certificate issue was dead in my mind a LONG time ago. I trust our country enough to believe that he is in fact a U.S. citizen. Oh Donald, 'YOU'RE FIRED!' hahahaha

USA! USA! USA!

So, this morning I was awoken with the following text from KC Jones: "I'll take Osama getting killed over a Celts victory any day.  USA USA USA!"

Truer words have never been spoken.  My guess is that yesterday Obama gave the Cs a call to consult with KG, Paul, Ray, and Rondo about the Navy Seal Mission, so they were really thinking about that and not completely focused on the game.  Game 2?  Watch out Bron Bron, because your playoff hopes are going to be disposed of at sea as well.  Boston Harbor all up in yo sh!t!

-Big Ran