Friday, May 20, 2011

End of Days is Here, Macho Man Raptured Just Ahead of the Deadline



TMZ - Florida Highway Patrol tells TMZ ... Savage was driving his 2009 Jeep Wrangler when he veered across the concrete median ... through oncoming traffic ... and "collided head-on with a tree."

Savage was transported to Largo Medical center, where he died from his injuries.

Savage's wife was a passenger in the vehicle during the collision -- but survived with "minor injuries." She was transported to a different local hospital where she was treated.



Forget everything we have written, it's official, the Rapture has started.  Mach Man clearly needed to head out early in order to become one of the four horsemen.


Everybody pour a little out and snap into a Slim Jim for Randy tonight.


-Big Ran

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