Bosh: I mean it’s ummm … I like art. You know, so it was pretty much just a collage of everything that I like and a lot of it, all of it has meaning. A lot of history. My history, it’s my history. Everything has, you know … it’s not done yet. It’s a work in progress, so people are “Ohh, what’s that? It’s ugly.”
Interviewer: Is there a little spot open for the NBA championship trophy?
Bosh: Yeah, I mean, it worked for Jason Terry. I might as well do it too.
If you can't explain why you got a tattoo, never mind a back full of random tattoos, it probably wasn't a good idea. Just sayin'.
I'm sorry, I know the pics are big, but you need the detail on this one. Apparently, Bosh has already spent 40 hours having these tats done with at least another 20 to go. I have no idea what to make of this, but I really do think he need medication of some kind just to balance him out, and that is not a joke. From his wide range of emotions, to his inconsistent play, to these tattoos, he needs some inner peace.
OK, so we have a tree, a bird (a boshtrich, perhaps?) music notes, a MacBeth type chick in purple on the bottom right, a tiger, Poseidon or Zeus right below his neck, Jennifer Lopez singing on the back of his right shoulder, and the Roman Coliseum. If anyone smarter than me can figure out the connection between all of those, more power to you and please let us know.
Can you imagine some of the tattoos NBA players are going to come back with after the lockout? It's going to be amazing. I mean, millionaires that play basketball for a living don't need more free time.
-Big Ran
KC Jones Comments: First off, good find Big Ran...we might have to stop the blog now because there's no chance we're ever going to top this. Secondly, the middle picture of him makes me very nervous because he looks like he's enjoying it in an S&M sort of way....AND we have no proof that he's not getting his ass tattooed at that point. Third, there is NO medication that's going to fix this. Finally, I'm not smarter than Big Ran, so all I can do is speculate: The Coliseum is in ruins now (much like his career & the entire Miami Heat franchise), and the rest is a mash-up of things that may have been fine on their own but don't work when put together (just like the Miami Heat's current roster)......Just my thoughts....Either that or they were having a buy one get one sale on all underutilized designs and he decided to capitalize on the bargain with the lockout looming and the potential for cash being tight....Oh, and the lady w/ the skull is just a reflection of his more feminine side....What else could we possibly expect from a dude who signals that he wants the ball in the following fashion.....???
After Chris Bosh's spectacular 6 point, 5 rebound performance at the Garden in game three, we hear that he battled through a stiff neck from sleeping the wrong way (:42 second mark is awesome as the reporter asks how he hurt his neck, then audibly laughs at him). This came out AFTER we saw Rajon Rondo have his arm bent the wrong way after being assisted to the ground by Wade, come back 15 minutes later and play the entire fourth quarter. Not seen in this clip is how Bosh let his nerves get to him because of the crowd. Watch him get up from the table, also a classic moment. If you are going to the game tonight, I beg of you to go absolutely crazy. If you have to crush Red Bulls, do a mountain of coke Tony Montana style, whatever it takes to get yourself going. The Heat cannot handle it. Bosh especially, but LeEgo can't handle not being loved every minute of the day. Crush their spirits.
Onto the Dynamically Douchey Duo of D-Wade and LeEgo. When Bron Bron doesn't like questions from reporters, apparently he resorts to calling them "retarded" like a nine year old (:21 second mark). In all honesty, Bron is most likely the one who has had retarded social growth and really does act like a petulant nine year old. I pray that a reporter asks him about that quip at some point, so I can hear what bullshit he comes up with. I also hope someone asks them if they go sweater shopping together.
I'm not even sure I need to say anything about this comparison. Chris Bosh looks like a dinosaur and that's all there is to it. He also reminds me of a meerkat Don't get me wrong, I didn't mind Bosh at all prior to this season---I actually really like him, but unfortunately, he's part of the "Axis Of Evil" in Miami now.
Nude Picture of C-Bosh
-KC Jones
Big Ran Addition:
KC Jones: Great additions Big Ran...perfect. So many choices!
