After Chris Bosh's spectacular 6 point, 5 rebound performance at the Garden in game three, we hear that he battled through a stiff neck from sleeping the wrong way (:42 second mark is awesome as the reporter asks how he hurt his neck, then audibly laughs at him). This came out AFTER we saw Rajon Rondo have his arm bent the wrong way after being assisted to the ground by Wade, come back 15 minutes later and play the entire fourth quarter. Not seen in this clip is how Bosh let his nerves get to him because of the crowd. Watch him get up from the table, also a classic moment. If you are going to the game tonight, I beg of you to go absolutely crazy. If you have to crush Red Bulls, do a mountain of coke Tony Montana style, whatever it takes to get yourself going. The Heat cannot handle it. Bosh especially, but LeEgo can't handle not being loved every minute of the day. Crush their spirits.
Onto the Dynamically Douchey Duo of D-Wade and LeEgo. When Bron Bron doesn't like questions from reporters, apparently he resorts to calling them "retarded" like a nine year old (:21 second mark). In all honesty, Bron is most likely the one who has had retarded social growth and really does act like a petulant nine year old. I pray that a reporter asks him about that quip at some point, so I can hear what bullshit he comes up with. I also hope someone asks them if they go sweater shopping together.
-Big Ran
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