Well, in one of the biggest surprises of the NBA Post Season, we'd just like to give a shout out to the Dallas Mavericks for advancing to the Western Conference Finals. The surprise isn't that they won, because they are a strong team. However, due to their epic failures in the Playoffs in past years, most people never expected this. And even fewer expected the sweep and actual beat down the Mavs handed the Los Angeles Lakers, or as I like to call them, "LA Losers"
This is good for both teams (and the rest of the League) for so many reasons:
- Phil Jackson is an arrogant douche whose zen is TOTALLY out of whack now..
- The Lakers are our arch rivals and this gets rid of them.
- Mark Cuban is awesome and anyone running a team the way he runs the Mavs deserves this sort of success.
- Jason Terry, a favorite of both myself and Big Ran.
- Dirk's in the spotlight for the RIGHT reasons now, not because of his criminal ex-ape, oops, I mean, girlfriend
- Andrew Bynum and Lamar Odom are wannabe punk bitches and they got what was coming to them.
- Lamar will have more time to focus on his reality show and building his big bootied empire with the Kardashians.
- Ron Ron will have more time to focus on his humanitarian work and recording/promoting careers.
- Derek Fisher, as President of the Player's Association, will have more time to concentrate on the impending lockout.
- Kobe will have more time to get another tattoo of Vanessa on his OTHER arm (of course, this implies he's going to cheat on her again with some of this newly acquired free time).
- Kung Pau will be able to spend some time "Walking in Memphis" and Oklahoma, cheering on his little bro Marc, the successful one in the Gasol family this season.
- This really mixes things up and makes the Western Conference Finals very interesting
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| Why give the finger when 'the tongue' is much more enraging? |
-KC Jones
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