Press Play

I was in such a great mood the entire way to work, thinking of how things like this show that the United States  truly is the best country in the world, with the bravest military. I also got to thinking of how pumped up the President must be and wonder what his IPod's play list might be comprised of at this point in time. Here are my thoughts:

The Official Play List for Taming Terrorists and Killing Cowards:

1.  Nas & Puff Daddy: Hate Me Now
2.  Tupac & Snoop Dogg: 2 of Amerikaz Most Wanted-  "Defeat is not my destiny"
3. Mystikal: "Bouncin' Back"-  "I'm coming back mo' fearless, mo' determined to fold the set
   I ain't even started yet, So if you ain't ready you better get ready, I know I do it better when I'm being opposed, Ah stick ya chest out, keep your chin up, 'Cause sometimes you gotta get knocked down to get up." (this song was actually written right after 9/11 and, although the video has NOTHING to do with what happened that day, he did write it about the United States)
4. James Brown: "The Payback"- "Revenge!! I'm mad, Got to get back! Need some get back!! Pay Back! That's it!! Payback!!! Revenge!!! I'm mad!!" 
5. Young Jeezy: "Go Getta"- "Against All Odds You Can Place Your Bets Yeah I'm Just Gettin' Started So I Ain't Done Yet"
6. Outkast: "Bombs Over Baghdad" - Yes, it was Pakistan and a fire fight, but still, this jam is definitely one that would get him pumped.
7. U2: "Sunday Bloody Sunday"
8. Trick Daddy: "Let's Go"
9. Toby Keith: "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue"- "This big dog will fight when you rattle his cage and you'll be sorry that you messed with the U.S. of A" (This might be a stretch for some of you, but remember, Toby is a Democrat and Obama is half white).
10. NAS: "If I Ruled The World" - Obama's inner monologue, "Oh wait, I do...."
11. DMX: "We Right Here"- "Bring it! We right here.We not goin anywhere, We right here This is ours and we don't share, We right here, Bring your crew cuz we don't care, We right here"
12. Ice Cube: "Check Yo Self"-"Yeah, come on and check yo self before you wreck yo self, cause shotgun bullets are bad for your health"  

-KC Jones

Big Ran Addition:  Two additions to this stellar list...

Twisted Sister: "We're Not Gonna Take It"- pretty self explanatory.



Rage Against the Machine:  "Bullet In Your Head" - this one goes out to Osama, you punk bitch.

We Gon' Find You!

Well, to follow up on Big Ran's post, I would like to say that I agree. I wish I could have a week like Obama just had. I'm proud of the current administration as it pertains to the take down of that filthy fleabag Osama Bin Laden. This unbelievable news certainly took away the sting of the Celtics game one collapse and the Spurs getting bounced from the Playoffs on Friday night.

I'd also like to take a moment to address the rest of the Taliban and anyone other terrorists out there. In the immortal words of Antoine Dodson: "You don't have to confess, we comin' for you, we gon finnnnnnnnnnddddddd you, we gon finnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd you, so you can run and tell that, run and tell that, run and tell that homeboy, homeboy, home-home-homeboy!"

And, to anyone who hates the U.S.A, this one's for you!




-KC Jones

So, Obama had a Pretty Good Week, huh?

This isn't meant to be a political blog, or Democrat vs. Republican whatsoever.  Especially since KC Jones and I are on different ends of the spectrum on most topics.  This is just meant to talk about what a great week Obama had.  Wouldn't you want to have a week like this, even on your own scale?  

First, Donald "The Don" Trump basically calls for Obama's birth certificate, claiming he wasn't born in the US...BOOM.  Cerified.

Then, Obama gets to roast The Don at The White House Corespondent's dinner:

Love or hate Obama, the Biggie and Tupac line was straight cash.

After that, you are give the order to go in and kill the most hated and evil man in the world:



Not a bad week, right?  Wouldn't you love to completely show up someone trying to throw you under the bus, then vanquish your greatest rival?  I just wish for his speech last night, Obama did exactly what was in the animation at the top.  Walk in, say he dead, then drop the mic, and bust out.  No questions, bitches!

So, dial it up for Obama today.  Michelle, you know what you gotta do as his main bitch...



-Big Ran

KC Jones: I love this post from start to finish, I can't even decide what I love the most. The Donald commentary is priceless though. What is WRONG w/ that dude? I will say, despite my feelings towards Obama in general, the birth certificate issue was dead in my mind a LONG time ago. I trust our country enough to believe that he is in fact a U.S. citizen. Oh Donald, 'YOU'RE FIRED!' hahahaha

USA! USA! USA!

So, this morning I was awoken with the following text from KC Jones: "I'll take Osama getting killed over a Celts victory any day.  USA USA USA!"

Truer words have never been spoken.  My guess is that yesterday Obama gave the Cs a call to consult with KG, Paul, Ray, and Rondo about the Navy Seal Mission, so they were really thinking about that and not completely focused on the game.  Game 2?  Watch out Bron Bron, because your playoff hopes are going to be disposed of at sea as well.  Boston Harbor all up in yo sh!t!

-Big Ran