Holy Bleeping Sh!t

WAY too close, but it's still a W and they are up 2 - 0.  Dial it up...



-Big Ran

Ronny Turiaf Needs to Get Punched in the Dick

I don't care if he played for Gonzaga.  I don't care if he had a heart transplant (OK, open heart surgery).  The dude needs to get a really aggressive cup check.  Plus, he's French.  Everyone load up on your freedom fries and your freedom toast, drape yourself in red, white, and blue, and root for the Celts.  That's what real Americans do.

-Big Ran

PS: Fuck Spike Lee

Gametime, Bitches!

Super Terrific Happy Hour!

In honor of more playoff hoops tonight, we have a rivalry with a little international flavor.  Skip to the one minute mark and the action picks up.  My favorite part is the description of this video:


it started off with a bad foul from brazil which cause the chinese player a neck injuries,and the referee didnt call a foul on the brazil player
Please subscribe on my channel and give me thumbs up,and have a nice day

Thumbs up, buddy.  Thumbs up.  Super terrific.

In all honesty, this makes the Pistons-Pacers brawl look like a tickle fight.  Imagine if David Stern had been the commissioner and this went down?  He'd still be doling out fines and Ron Artest would have had electro-shock treatment.

-Big Ran

PS: Not sure how my font is all banged up.  Peace out, bitches.

Tuesday Trivia...

 If you're like me, you're not well versed in matters pertaining to the NHL. However, since Mr. KC Jones enjoys hockey, I have found myself watching it more and more over the past three years. Now that the Bruins are facing the Montreal Canadiens in the playoffs, I've been wondering about why they are sometimes referred to as the "Habs". Seriously, what is the connection and what could that POSSIBLY mean? So, on this dreary Tuesday afternoon, I'd like to drop some knowledge on you. If you are wondering what this means and/or how it came about, click on the following link. I know I'll sleep more soundly tonight.

 http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_are_the_Montreal_Canadiens_called_the_Habs

Oh, and by the way, Go B's!

-KC Jones

Office Etiquette

Coworkers who run the Boston Marathon.

Yesterday was Patriot's Day, a.k.a. Marathon Monday in Massachusetts.  I had the day off, which was the tits, so I watched baseball in the morning and early afternoon, took a nap, walked my dog, and watched Tron Legacy.  Big day yesterday.  However, many people chose to run 26.2 miles into Boston yesterday.  To each his own.

I feel like I have to put some disclaimers out there before I dive into this one.  I know it's hard, it takes dedication, blah, blah, blah.  I respect most people that do it and I get it, back in the day I ran a lot and last year I ran a half marathon, so I get it.  I also want to say that I have a coworker and friend that runs The Boston Marathon and none of this applies to her because she doesn't make a big deal of it and will only mention it if you ask her first.

Anyway...

So, you have a coworker that ran the marathon?  Great.  Congratulations to them and I am sure most of them aren't incredibly douchey about it.  However, we have all met the people that are and this is them in a nutshell:

They announce to EVERYONE in the office what they plan on doing so you can have constant conversations about their training and long runs.  They wear sneakers in the office, but it's OK because they are training for the marathon.  They try to get you into long distance running or training for a marathon just like them.  They wear workout gear that is NOT designed for their body type (think Rosie O'Donnell in under armor).

They get super-healthy with their diet, which is fine, but then proceeds to tell you the carb-protein-trans fat breakdown of your lunch.  Wears the "Boston Marathon" warm up jacket everyday for like six months.  Is so sore the next day that they cannot walk up or down stairs and they never fail to mention that.

If you are so sore after you run that you can barely walk, take a vacation day on Tuesday.  I love how some people think they should have a free day or comp day because they ran a marathon.  Dude, you chose to do this, no one forced it on you.  That's like me not coming into the office tomorrow because I watched the Celtics playoff game, drank a case of Bud Heavies, then stayed up to watch the Sox on the west coast and I am too tired to get up at 6 AM.  That's a marathon too.

I think you get one day.  One day, Tuesday, to wear your jacket, tell your stories, and complain about being sore.  That's it and I think that is incredibly generous.  Other than that, STFU and do your job so I don't have to stay late.  You are not a "marathoner" if you ran it once in five and a half hours. 

So, congrats, you survived, hopefully while not going to the bathroom on yourself, and at this point you have about 90 minutes left to milk it.

-Big Ran

Who ya Got tonight?

Spike Lee

vs.

Flo Allen

Even if you're a Knicks fan, wouldn't you rather have Ray's Mom on your side than Spike?  I think if I was a Knicks fan, Spike would piss me off to no end for making all their fans seem like absolute yahoos.  Get off the court dude, I don't care how long you've had those season tickets.  Ray's Mom runs marathons for charity and stays off the court.  When the worst thing you can say about her is that she wears bedazzled jerseys, that beats orange babushkas all day long.

-Big Ran