Stuck In My Head....

That's right! On this lazy Monday morning, I have been battling with Digital Underground's "Humpty Dance" since my alarm went off. I don't know why, because my alarm just buzzes--but for some reason, the minute I hit the shower I was rapping to myself. This song was a highly anticipated jam at all middle school dances, and I still bump it from time to time.

This video is a complete shit show and the lyrics are phenomenal. Never have I been able to understand why Shock G is wearing those glasses with the fake nose. Who came up with that idea? Terrible. Also, the Oakland Athletics called, they want their T-Shirts back.

Although Digital Underground is completely ridiculous, they were very influential in their time, and we all owe them an immeasurable amount of gratitude for helping launch the rap career of the legendary Tupac.
Check this link out, Tupac was a backup dancer/rapper for D.U. and here he in, dressed in red, performing with them on the Arsenio Hall Show (thank God THAT'S over!). And, of course, remember Shock G's rap on Pac's "I Get Around":

The Secret to His Success

Honestly, I don't follow football that much, but I keep hearing all of this great stuff about Patriots' tight end Rob Gronkowski. All I have to say is that his off field behavior must be the reason for his success. I mean, I think most young guys would be "performing" well out on the field knowing it would get them attention from porn, oops, I mean "adult film" stars. But, it's not all about Gronk; he's proving himself to be a very generous man. I mean, read the article you'll be taken to by the above link and it reports, "as a result of Gronkowski's success on the field—he had two touchdown catches and 96 yards—she gave the world a view of her moneymakers". Clearly, he's sharing the wealth with the general public as his success results in her tweeting topless pics of herself.

This was on the news once a while back and then pushed aside and forgotten. I tend to think it would be different if the Pats (and RG himself) weren't doing so well as we all know how ruthless Boston fans can be when the going gets tough....From the female perspective, I'd just like to say that I'd take this dude over Tommy Boy ANY DAY.....

If you've got it, flaunt it...

That's what she said!

 

 

-KC Jones