Thirsty Thursday! Do it!

Everybody in the club getting tits!  J Kwon might be Kwame Brown's little brother, I'm not 100% sure.

-Big Ran

There's No Way This Ends Badly

I don't even know where to begin here.  Best case scenario?  You end up with hep c and broken ribs.  Worst case, well, lots of options there, including dead at the bottom of the ocean.  If you know anyone going on this cruise, take out a huge life insurance policy on them ASAP.  Like one of those shady ones you would buy for a young blonde woman before they go to the Bahamas.  You have to finalize everything before Nancy Grace starts yelling about them every day for 3 years.

-Big Ran

The Best GIF You'll See All Day

This is from the Kansas State - Missouri hoops game the other night and poor Doug Gottlieb is just getting crushed by this kid miming a BJ.  Man, I wonder if I was that much of a schmuck when I was 12.  I mean, I know I am know, but I wonder about 20 years ago.

I wonder how you feel if you are this kid's parent.  Like, are you ashamed?  Are you proud?  I think I would have to pretend to be disappointed, but be laughing my ass off  with my friends.  

-Big Ran

KC Jones: I agree 200% w/ Big Ran, I'd pretend to be disappointed, but there's no way I wouldn't be laughing my ass off and sending the clip to EVERYONE. 

Stuck In My Head

So this is the hotness right now, with like 2.3 million views in two days.  Does the world remember that Chris Brown tuned Rhianna up like you don't often see?  It's not like he pushed her because they were hammered and yelling at each other, it looked like she went into a MMA cage match.  Meh, let's give him Grammys and sh!t.

However, I will say this: this song is a jam.  I can't deny that.

-Big Ran

PS:  I don't think they're really taking about cake.  I have the suspicion that it's a metaphor, but I can't quite put my finger on it (pun intended).