OH MY F*#%$&$ GAWD!

Yup, that's simmering placenta

I made it through about two paragraphs of this story before I started to dry heave.  Without exaggerating, I started heading for the bathroom because I thought I was going to throw up.  This is, without a doubt, the most disgusting thing I have ever read in my life.

Go to the story at your own risk, I can't in good conscience publish it here:  New York Magazine.  

-Big Ran

We've already covered Bosh's crazy ass tattoo, so we had to have the update with his useless explanation (via Bastketball Jones):

Bosh: I mean it’s ummm … I like art. You know, so it was pretty much just a collage of everything that I like and a lot of it, all of it has meaning. A lot of history. My history, it’s my history. Everything has, you know … it’s not done yet. It’s a work in progress, so people are “Ohh, what’s that? It’s ugly.”

Interviewer: Is there a little spot open for the NBA championship trophy?

Bosh: Yeah, I mean, it worked for Jason Terry. I might as well do it too.

If you can't explain why you got a tattoo, never mind a back full of random tattoos, it probably wasn't a good idea.  Just sayin'.

-Big Ran


PS:  The NBA needs to end this lockout asap.