Planet of the Apes...

I admit it, I'm a dork, & I've been wasting the afternoon away watching a "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" marathon on E! (I would like to defend myself though because I did go to the gym this morning and had a kick ass workout AND I did some cleaning once I got home). Anyway, I continue having a problem with Kris Humphries....NBA player and now Kim Kardashian's husband (I give it a year....).

First of all, he's just gross & sounds like there isn't a brain in that head of his. He looks like he should have been in "Planet of the Apes" and I'm PRETTY sure he might be the long lost brother of Dirk Nowitzki's lunatic ex-girlfriend Cristal Taylor.

For your consideration:

Cristal Taylor-Queen of the Apes

Kris Humphries-Ape King

Don't you agree? These two are just hideous, both of them...and regardless of my opinion of Kim Kardashian, the fact remains that she is beautiful and could definitely do so much better (both in the personality AND looks department). She is the lesbian crush of heterosexual women everywhere.

Secondly, how can she go from Reggie frigin Bush to THIS? From a woman's perspective, this is just mind blowing and unacceptable. There are so many other men she could get and she chooses a neanderthal. I'm watching him right now on this episode where they are on vaca in Bora Bora and he is making dog noises while in the ocean and whenever he is giving a 'confessional', he sounds ridiculous and he doesn't even look into the camera. Reggie Bush is a phenomenal athlete who has battled through injuries and helped elevate the New Orleans Saints during the 2010 NFL Post Season when they ultimately won the Superbowl. Just like Kris Humphries, right? Ummm...not so much. This dude plays for one of the worst teams in the NBA & despite being the #14 pick in the 2004 draft, hasn't had too much professional success. Granted, some of his stats are decent, and it's not his fault he's been on crappy teams, but the fact remains that Reggie's got it all over him.

Easily two of the best looking people on Earth.

Personally, I think that Kris was just looking for something to do during the NBA Lockout. And sadly, I think our girl Kim took the bait. She's worth more than him, is more well known than him, and is legitimately out of his league! I know it might sound extreme, but I see no difference between Humphries & Sam Cassell, except that Cassell actually has a personality!

The good news is, this marriage will not last long and Kim will have the opportunity to fix her mistake! In the meantime, I will continue singing along to this song that is "Stuck in my Head"....(Sadly there is not an actual video for Sugar Ray's version of the song....btw--I bet Big Ran HATES Sugar Ray....just a feeling)...



-KC Jones

False Advertising (Part II)....

Lindsay Lohan Gets 'Billy Joel' Tattoo

(EndPlay Staff Reports) - Lindsay Lohan has added another tattoo to her ever-growing collection.
TMZ featured a picture of Lohan showing off her new tattoo, inked on the right side of her ribcage, which she got at her favorite tattoo shop Shamrock Tattoos.


The tattoo is the lyrics from Billy Joel's 1989 song, "I Go to Extremes" – something the 25-year-old actress is known for. The tattoo reads, "Clear as a crystal sharp as a knife / I feel like I'm in the prime of my life."


As for the significance of the tattoo and why Lohan chose those lyrics, a source told TMZ, "It represented where she is in life and everything she's been through … it signifies that she's focused."

Read more: http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpps/entertainment/lindsay-lohan-gets-billy-joel-tattoo-dpgoh-20110902-fc_14828649#ixzz1WrXSeJRX

There is absolutely NO way that, based on the title of this article, that other people didn't open it expecting to see a tattoo OF Billy Joel ON her body. I mean, this story isn't even newsworthy, and they knew it, so they had to put a ridiculous title on it to lure people (including myself) into reading it. I would imagine that if SOMEONE was going to get an actual tattoo of BJ on their body, it would be Lindsay. I mean, look at her & consider her history. Would you really be surprised? But instead, you  read on only to be greatly disappointed when you find out that the ink was simply a couple of lines from one of his songs.

My thoughts on her choice of lyrics? She is HARDLY "Clear as a crystal, Sharp as a knife" and, beyond that, she is FAR past "the prime of her life". There were plenty of other lyrics that would be FAR more appropriate. Some that come to mind quickly include:

1. "It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive...If you don't have it you're on the other side...I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)"- K'S CHOICE, "Not An Addict"


2. "They tried to make me go to rehab, I said No, No, No'"- AMY WINEHOUSE, "Rehab"


3. "I've been caught stealing; once when I was 5...I enjoy stealing. It's just as simple as that. Well, it's just a simple fact. When I want something, I don't want to pay for it."- JANE'S ADDICTION, "Been Caught Stealin'"


4. "Is it my imagination? Or have I finally found something worth living for? I was looking for some action. But all I found was cigarettes and alcohol."-OASIS- "Cigarettes & Alcohol"


5. "I'm a hazard to myself. Don't let me get me. I'm my own worst enemy"-PINK- "Don't Let Me Get Me"


-KC Jones

The Mile High Club....

Woman's Erotic Dancing Forces Flight to Turn Back to Russia

(NewsCore) - A flight from Moscow to London was turned back Friday when a drunken female passenger started performing erotic dances in front of shocked passengers.


The 07:00am flight from Moscow's main Domodedovo airport did an about-turn 15 minutes after the take-off because of the 39-year-old woman's antics, Ria Novosti news agency reported.


"The woman was in a state of insobriety, inconveniencing the passengers, taking off their glasses and dancing erotic dances," a spokesman for transport police was quoted as saying.


The passenger was arrested upon landing and sent for a medical examination. The spokesman said she was "in a good condition, but maybe a little drunk," adding that she may have carried alcohol on board.


The report did not specify which airline was operating the flight.


Read more: http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpps/news/offbeat/woman-erotic-dancing-forces-flight-to-turn-back-to-russia-dpgonc-20110826-fc_14730801?obref=obinsite#ixzz1WrQB5iCO

Ok, this article is just awesome. MAYBE I should be disgusted by this woman, but I am actually kind of jealous of her. Could you imagine having the balls (well, not the balls, but you get the point) to get up and act like this? I wouldn't want to do erotic dances on a plane, but she obviously doesn't care what anyone thinks. I know she was drunk, but as they say, "A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts", and I'd have to say the same is true when actions are involved. This can't be chalked up to her being young and dumb as she is 39 years old.

Also, let's be serious, she wasn't 'inconveniencing' the passengers....she was probably the best entertainment they'd ever seen AND I bet there wasn't one person on that flight having anxiety or claustrophobia during that time because they were so focused on her. Maybe she was figuring she could take the edge off of flying by giving the people something to talk about. If she was even REMOTELY decent looking (we're going to have to look into this further to confirm), the guys were happy. And if she was gross? It became hysterical.

I love when the actions of adults are described as 'antics'---it really adds to the insanity of a situation....I bet that people would gladly pay extra for flights if they could be guaranteed an experience like this. I mean, we constantly have to worry about terrorism, etc when flying and they chose to turn the flight around for this? That's the only bad part...they screwed up the flight for the other passengers.

I have a sneaking suspicion that this woman was MORE than willing to subject herself to the pat-downs in the security line...as a matter of fact, I bet that was her opening act. Like it or not, you have to agree that this show was better than any in-flight movie they could have shown....except for "Showgirls"..."Showgirls" would probably rival this as far as cheesy entertainment by women is concerned.

Could somebody help clarify what "erotic dancing" entails? I mean, I'm thinking a strip club type of thing, but there is no mention of her disrobing (thankfully), so I'm having a hard time imagining what this must have looked like. Someone on that flight HAD to have videotaped this using their phone. Now we'll just have to patiently wait and see....



-KC Jones