And If You Don't Know, Now You Know, Kobe....Ugh....

So, prior to playing The Knicks a few weeks back, Kobe claimed to not know anything about J-Lin except to mention he had 'heard about him'.....
 And then, he too was "Lincinerated"...
 

Linsanity has and continues to sweep the nation, even throwing Kobe off his game a bit. Say what you want about Kobe, but he's always straightforward. (And he's much, much, much better than LeBron).....And why do I say that? Because he's a winner and LeBron is a loser!



                                                       Thanks to Big Ran for his prior post, inspiring me to take yet another shot at LeEgo.

-KC Jones

There's a Boat/Sex Joke Somewhere Here

Costa Concordia Blonde 'Sets Record Straight'

MyFoxDC - The blonde tour representative whose beauty allegedly sparked the sinking of the Costa Concordia gave her first newspaper interview Sunday "to set the record straight" about her relationship with the doomed ship's captain.

Domnica Cemortan said she was flirting with Captain Francesco Schettino on the bridge before the ship struck rocks Jan. 13, The Mail on Sunday reported.

The newspaper said it was possible that the smitten captain may have been trying to impress the 25 year old when the ship crashed, as early reports had suggested.

Cemortan revealed that she shared a passionate kiss with 52-year-old Schettino but denied that they were lovers.

She said, "They are acting as if I'm some sort of femme fatale, but I don't sleep around. Yes, I was very attracted to Captain Schettino, and he was clearly interested in me. I admit that I had a big crush on him because he was very good-looking and very charming."

Cemortan worked on the ship for three weeks, but when her contract ended, she bought herself a ticket for the remainder of the ill-fated cruise. She claimed that her belongings, found in Schettino's cabin, were being stored there as a temporary measure.

"I admit that I was attracted to him, but honestly, we did not have sex," Cemortan said.

However, she went on, "He was always respectful when I was a member of his staff, but once I was a passenger, then it was different. I think we probably would have ended up in bed, eventually, but I never found out because of the crash."

She maintained that the disaster, believed to have killed 32 people, was a "tragic accident" and said that people who accused Schettino of being "Captain Coward" were "looking to find someone to blame."

Schettino remains under house arrest at his home near Naples on suspicion of multiple manslaughter and abandoning ship. He faces up to 15 years in jail if convicted.

I was going to highlight certain parts by bolding them, but this short article is a hit parade of quotes.  First of all, I have seen articles that describe this tramp as "devastatingly beautiful."  Maybe we have different definitions of "devastatingly."  

That second picture is so awesome, I can't even stand it.  It looks like one of those tourist trap area things that you walk behind, stick your head through, and have your picture taken.

There's just so many winning lines in the article, but my favorites are the following:

"I admit that I was attracted to him, but honestly, we did not have sex," Cemortan said.

"Cemortan worked on the ship for three weeks, but when her contract ended, she bought herself a ticket for the remainder of the ill-fated cruise. She claimed that her belongings, found in Schettino's cabin, were being stored there as a temporary measure."

I'm thinking something about either taking the tug boat to tuna town or helping the captain sink a battleship somewhere.  I'm still not sure.  Still thinking...

She maintained that the disaster, believed to have killed 32 people, was a "tragic accident" and said that people who accused Schettino of being "Captain Coward" were "looking to find someone to blame."

This may be a wild thought, but wouldn't the captain of a sunken cruise ship be exactly the person to blame?  Just throwing that out there.

-Big Ran

Classic LeBron

Obviously this doesn't have the magnitude of the post season, or frankly, even the regular season, but consider the stage.  Once again, on a big stage, LeEgo just out does what LeEgo does...CHOKE.  Two turnovers in the waning moments of a tight game.  Then he's trying to laugh it off and smile like it doesn't matter.  I would pay to hear what Kobe was saying to him.  You think Kobe turns the ball over there?  Nope, he takes the shot.  You think Jordan turns the ball over?  Nope.

Bron, make sure you get the change, cause you never need that 4th quarter.

-Big Ran

Irrational Rant....Asymetrical Haircuts

I went down to the cafeteria at my P.O.E. today and there was this woman sitting at a table with a mess on her head. I know I need to clarify what I mean by this statement. She was sitting there with one side of her hair long (kind of) and the other side short (like a boy). I did a triple take because I wasn't sure if I was seeing things.

A few things:

First of all, she was not attractive at all, so this made her hairdo that much more important. When a woman has beautiful facial features, they can shave their head and still be beautiful. I'm not advocating that decision, but I'm simply stating a fact. Sadly for this troll like creature, that was not the case. She wasn't helping her own cause at all.

Secondly, how hard is it to commit to SOME form a symmetrical hair cut? Even if someone does a cut that's shorter in the back and then longer in the front, that's still much better than two completely different looks- one on each side of the head. It's like a personality disorder for the scalp. There are a million things people can do with their hair, and this should never be a viable option.

Finally, who is responsible for giving this sort of cut? If it's a licensed stylist, that license should be revoked immediately. Maybe she has children and one of them got to her hair while she was sleeping. If that's the case, the offending offspring should be put up for adoption ASAP. Maybe the woman did it to herself as it clearly required no skill whatsoever. Honestly,  each side didn't even look good on it's own.

I wonder if someone told her it would look good---and I wonder if she thinks it looks good, because it doesn't. Perhaps I should pick up a few copies of this book and keep it around the office.

 -KC Jones

Tracey Gold Thinks You Have a Problem

I saw about an hour of the Oscars last night and besides being bored out of my mind, I was utterly distracted by Angelina Jolie.  Not because she was bringing the heat, but because her f*cking elbows were so distracting. First of all, she saunters up to the mic like everyone really wants to see her, then she waits for the applause when she sticks her leg out of her dress.  Hey sweetheart, why don't you put that leg away and eat something.  When your elbows are, by far, the widest part of your arm, you've got a problem.  Also, it wouldn't hurt if you actually went out in the sun once in a while.  Maybe it's just been to long since her last adoption trip to Africa.  Bitch would turn to ashes in the sun, I think.

PS:  Tracey Gold called and you're making her feel fat.  Cut it out.

-Big Ran