F*ck it, Let's Go Back to Boston

It ain't a series until someone loses at home.  Let's see how everyone performs in front of real fans rather than seats wrapped in white t-shirts.  You know what told me all I needed to know?  When the game was over and the Cs were walking toward the tunnel through the stands and there was only one fan talking shit.  Can you imagine that happening in Boston?  No.  Freaking.  Way.  Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and in LeBron's case, hide yo mom too, Celtics gonna be rapin' errbody up in the Garden on Thursday.

-Big Ran

Update:  So game three isn't until Saturday.  That may be a very good thing.  It will give Shaq time to work on his cheer leading routine he was working on a few days ago.  Who cares that he couldn't play in game two.  How's the calf, Shaq?

Sounds Good Miley!

I know I'm not remotely in the demographic Miley is going for, but can someone explain to me how she's famous and sells out these stadiums?  Now, in this video, she tries to sing a song I actually know and like.  FAIL.  Like, bigtime FAIL.  Now, I can't sing, but at least I would give it some passion.  I also love how she always sings it with her little brother, that's sweet.  I would pay much more money to see this for two hours:



-Big Ran

Irrational Rant...Barefoot Running Enthusiasts

The first time I saw a dude running barefoot, I was in Concord, MA.  Something about Concord really pisses me off; I just feel like everyone there is so entitled, but that is really neither here nor there.  So this dude, running barefoot through the center of town, of course stops to tell people all the benefits of running barefoot.  I didn't stick around to listen to him, but based on his appearance, the benefits included being about 300 pounds, hairy, and having a ponytail (did I mention he was shirtless, just short shorts).  Most of the people I have seen running barefoot or with these God-forsaken shoes with toes have been amazingly out of shape people.  Or, they have been people wearing them while not running, like chillin' in the airport or something.  To these people I say, "cut the shit."  Who do you think you're fooling?  You're not smart, you're not in shape, you just want to be the center of attention.

Every person I know that runs a lot says the same thing about running barefoot: no friggin' way.  God invented people, people became scientists and invented better running shoes to protect against injury.  Tribes in the Amazon?  Fine, you can run barefoot.  Fat dude I saw running shirtless (also why are fat dudes running shirtless, not pretty) near the San Diego Airport?  Enjoy picking glass and needles out of your feet, bro.  Also, enjoy the shin splints and stress fractures.

Lookin' good Scar Jo!

-Big Ran

3 Hours of Work Left, Time to Get Fired Up!

How about some sweet LeBron shirts and posters?

-Big Ran

Is This Person Good Looking?

From time to time, when I may be watching TV or online, I'll come across someone famous and really not know if they are good looking or not.  Like, sometimes, they look friggin' awesome, then other times they are shockingly horrific.  I'm not bringing much to the table today, so you might get a few of these.  First up...

Uma Thurman

The good...

OK, so I tried to get a variety of pics here.  One that could be airbrushed all to hell, a more candid one, and one where her stuff is together, but wouldn't be airbrushed.  For these three, I'm saying good looking, nothing wrong with these.

The not so good...

So, I'm not really sure what to make of Uma.  Some angles, she's looking good.  Others?  Not so much.  Her name is fun to say, so she's got that going for her.

-Big Ran

KC Jones input: Uma Thurman- NOT HOT. It's too bad, because w/ a name like "Uma", you have to hope someone would be attractive. The first picture is good because it's from a distance. Otherwise, I think she looks a lot like this little guy:

F*CK YOU, POLLEN!

Honestly, Osama wasn't affecting my daily life as much as pollen is right now.  Could I write a letter to Barack asking him to take out pollen next?  I know pollen is necessary for trees and flowers and stuff, but in the spirit of Tracy Morgan, I'll just take them out behind the middle school and get them pregnant.

-Big Ran