Happy Weekend B!tches!

mashed potatoes

-Big Ran

PS:  That Mashed Potatoes clip is one of my all time favorites and was obviously sampled by the Beastie Boys.  I was at a party once, a little drunk, walked into the kitchen and blurted that out.  There was stunned silence for a minute then people lost it.  The life and times of Big Ran.

I Hope This Doesn't End like Biggie - Tupac

Erik Estrada says George Lopez 'is doomed' 

'The law of God — the law of Karma, is on him right now,' says actor, who has beef with ex talk host

Erik Estrada has no sympathy for George Lopez over the cancellation of his show.

"His show was supposed to be canceled after the first season, but Conan [O'Brien] wanted to keep it on," Estrada told Latina in an interview about competing on the Univision dance show "Mira Quien Baila!"

He added: "There's a lot of things people don't know about this guy ... For me to talk about this guy — I'm wasting my time. The law of God — the law of Karma, is on him right now. He is doomed."

Whoa. The two have feuded for years, Latina reports, with Lopez often taking shots at Estrada's career in his stand-up act and Estrada saying he once confronted Lopez at a church carnival. The former "CHiPs" star said Lopez was afraid to fight him.

TBS canceled Lopez's show, "Lopez Tonight," earlier this month.

First off, how tit was CHIPS?  As a little kid, that show was awesome.  I had a CHIPS plastic motor cycle helmet and everything.  I was a f*cking BOSS with that thing on.  Just patrolling the yard, keeping everything on the up and up.

With that said, is this the lamest feud ever?   A washed up 80s TV star and an un-funny comic.  However, the tidbit about Estrada challenging Lopez to a fight at a CHURCH CARNIVAL is great.  Is this the D-Level star version of Break Dance Fighting?

-Big Ran

Say It Isn't So!

Derek Jeter & Minka Kelly Split

Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly have called it quits after three years together,JustJared.com can confirm.

“The split was amicable,” sources exclusively tell JJ of the 37-year-old Yankees superstar and 31-year-old actress. “But they remain friends. They still really care for each other.”

When JJ contacted her reps, they did confirm the split.

Last month, HBO premiered Deter Jeter 3K, a documentary that chroniclesDerek’s journey of becoming the second player to reach 3,000 hits as a shortstop (the first was Honus Wagner).

Minka is busy in Miami shooting the ABC reboot of the classic show Charlie’s Angels, which is being produced by Drew Barrymore and Leonard Goldberg. Charlie’s Angels, which co-starsRachael Taylor and Annie Ilonzeh, premieres Thursday, September 22, at 8/7c.

First Will and Jada, now Derek and Minka?!  When will it end?  Maybe it is the end of days.  If Will Smith and Derek Jeter really are single now, you better hide yo kids and hide yo wife.  Well, maybe just yo wife.


-Big Ran

Stuck in My Head

We have a bonus today because I woke up at 3:00 AM with this stuck in my head:



Yup. Not the Nas version, but the original. Would you please watch that video? Out-f*cking-standing. Non stop cameos. That is right up there with "Party All the Time" by Eddie Murphy in terms of pure 80s awesomeness. How much coke do you think Kurtis Blow did?

Then, when I woke up around 6 AM, this ditty was kicking around in my dome:



This is unfortunate because it is like a parasite eating it's way through my brain and because Comcast sucks.  F.I.O.S.  Fios, bitches.

-Big Ran