The Mile High Club....

Woman's Erotic Dancing Forces Flight to Turn Back to Russia

(NewsCore) - A flight from Moscow to London was turned back Friday when a drunken female passenger started performing erotic dances in front of shocked passengers.


The 07:00am flight from Moscow's main Domodedovo airport did an about-turn 15 minutes after the take-off because of the 39-year-old woman's antics, Ria Novosti news agency reported.


"The woman was in a state of insobriety, inconveniencing the passengers, taking off their glasses and dancing erotic dances," a spokesman for transport police was quoted as saying.


The passenger was arrested upon landing and sent for a medical examination. The spokesman said she was "in a good condition, but maybe a little drunk," adding that she may have carried alcohol on board.


The report did not specify which airline was operating the flight.


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Ok, this article is just awesome. MAYBE I should be disgusted by this woman, but I am actually kind of jealous of her. Could you imagine having the balls (well, not the balls, but you get the point) to get up and act like this? I wouldn't want to do erotic dances on a plane, but she obviously doesn't care what anyone thinks. I know she was drunk, but as they say, "A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts", and I'd have to say the same is true when actions are involved. This can't be chalked up to her being young and dumb as she is 39 years old.

Also, let's be serious, she wasn't 'inconveniencing' the passengers....she was probably the best entertainment they'd ever seen AND I bet there wasn't one person on that flight having anxiety or claustrophobia during that time because they were so focused on her. Maybe she was figuring she could take the edge off of flying by giving the people something to talk about. If she was even REMOTELY decent looking (we're going to have to look into this further to confirm), the guys were happy. And if she was gross? It became hysterical.

I love when the actions of adults are described as 'antics'---it really adds to the insanity of a situation....I bet that people would gladly pay extra for flights if they could be guaranteed an experience like this. I mean, we constantly have to worry about terrorism, etc when flying and they chose to turn the flight around for this? That's the only bad part...they screwed up the flight for the other passengers.

I have a sneaking suspicion that this woman was MORE than willing to subject herself to the pat-downs in the security line...as a matter of fact, I bet that was her opening act. Like it or not, you have to agree that this show was better than any in-flight movie they could have shown....except for "Showgirls"..."Showgirls" would probably rival this as far as cheesy entertainment by women is concerned.

Could somebody help clarify what "erotic dancing" entails? I mean, I'm thinking a strip club type of thing, but there is no mention of her disrobing (thankfully), so I'm having a hard time imagining what this must have looked like. Someone on that flight HAD to have videotaped this using their phone. Now we'll just have to patiently wait and see....



-KC Jones