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Fake Doctor Injected Cement Into Woman's Rear, Police Say

PLEASE NOTE THIS IS THE 'DOCTOR', NOT THE 'VICTIM'

MIAMI –  A woman who wanted to work at a nightclub started searching for someone who could perform plastic surgery at a cheap price to give her a curvier body. Police say what she found was a woman posing as a doctor who filled her buttocks with cement, mineral oil and flat-tire sealant.

The suspect -- who police say was born a man and identifies as a woman -- apparently performed the surgery on herself, and investigators say she may have victimized others. Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was arrested

Friday after a year on the lam and has been charged with practicing medicine without a license with serious bodily injury.

Police photos show Morris as a small-framed woman with bee-stung pouty lips, arched eyebrows, oversized hoop earrings -- and a large backside. She was released from jail on bond. A phone listing for Morris could not be found, and it's unclear if she has an attorney.

Miami Gardens Police Sgt. Bill Bamford said Sunday that Morris bounced from house to house for a year, driving a black Mercedes and staying out of investigators' sight "like a ghost." An officer drove by one of those possible houses nearly every day on his way to work and saw the car outside on Friday, and he arrested Morris soon after.

The victim, who is not being named due to medical privacy laws, paid $700 for a series of injections in May 2010. 

She was referred to Morris by a friend.

Morris injected some type of tube in several sites around her bottom, pumping it full of a toxic concoction. Morris reassured the woman when the pain became too intense, police said.

Bamford said Morris told the woman, "`Oh don't worry, you'll be fine. We just keep injecting you with the stuff and it all works itself out."'

Bamford said the victim was reluctant to come forward. She quickly went to two South Florida hospitals due to severe abdominal pain and infected sores on her buttocks accompanied by flu-like symptoms. But she left each time, too embarrassed to tell doctors what she'd done.

Her mother eventually took her to a hospital on Florida's west coast, where alarmed doctors pressed her for information. They alerted the Department of Health.

"The doctors knew no licensed physician in his right mind would ever do this," Bamford said.

The victim is still recovering from the surgery and says it's too painful to work. She also has racked up numerous medical bills.

Authorities believe there are other victims who may be too embarrassed to come forward.

"(Morris) was readily introduced to our victim as someone who could help improve her shape, so we believe (she's) done this to other people," Bamford said.

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/11/20/fake-doctor-injected-cement-into-womans-rear-police-say/#ixzz1emH2fk00

Ok, so maybe I'm the worst person in the world, but I don't feel bad for this broad---at all. Seriously? I laughed when I heard it on the radio, I laughed when I saw it on the news, and I'm STILL laughing (but now the rage has set in --- reasons will be noted below). This isn't a 'victim', this is a willing participant. Unless you are going to an actual doctor's office or hospital, then you're asking for it. This is America--we have an elaborate set of checks and balances and regulations to ensure that only REAL doctors are practicing. I can't feel bad for someone like this when there are people suffering through NO fault of their own.

I've highlighted my favorite parts in red and underlined them. 

I'm LOVING the description of the 'doctor'....I love how the reporter throws in, "with a large backside"....yessss..... Question: Did she do this to herself OR was she, as Lady Gaga sings, "Born This Way" and just wanted others to suffer the same plight? Oh wait, she wasn't 'born this way'....she is really a man....what? This story is like a car wreck--you wanna stop looking (reading), but you can't!

Also, this trick's FRIEND referred her to this 'doctor'? Good friend! I can pretty much guarantee that the 'friend' was a victim of this quack and was also disfigured and mad that her friend wasn't. So, to get everyone on a level playing field appearance wise, she recommended this. (Trust me, women are insane---and I know plenty of them who would totally do this to another without thinking twice!). 

Then, the description of the process....honest to God, I am actually full of rage that someone is such an idiot and the article is being written like there is a victim here. Nope, not a victim, just an ass (literally!). And, as for Dr. Demento, I wonder how long she thought she was going to get away with this. I guess after she'd done it to one person and got away with it, she figured, 'why not'.

Finally, I hope that everyone is ready to keep going to work so we can all pay this broad's unemployment benefits and medical bills because now that she WILLINGLY went for black market medical procedures, she's unable to work or pay any of the bills. Yup, that sounds about right. No problem, there's only one thing I love more than paying my own bills; and that's paying OTHER people's bills! 

By the way, I'd be too embarrassed to come forward if I was one of these a-holes as well. Think about this for a second; once the cement dries and hardens, how exactly would one get around? Also, how would the weight and pressure not rip the skin right off of her body? Just thinking out loud here... oh, and one more thing....would the flat tire sealant negate the effects of the cement? So many questions, so little time.


Hey Big Ran, what do you think? Please provide the male perspective; how do guys like the body type shown in the picture above? Should I sign up for my own 'tank ass' today?

-KC Jones