April Fools?

I know this is a true story, that Mariah Carey is asking for prayers for her husband, Nick Cannon, as he recovers from kidney failure, but dear God, how can anyone take this picture seriously??

1. Why is she in the bed with him? That's just awkward. He doesn't look too happy about it either.
2. Is he pregnant with twins? Oh wait, that's just the pillow on top of him so he can make room for Mariah.
3. Why is he wearing a winter hat? Is there any real need/reason for it?
4. Is he took weak to drink on his own? Why is she holding the cup for him?

There are so many thoughts going thru my mind right now. Maybe he faked the illness just to get a mini vacation at the hospital....I can only imagine how exhausting it is to raise twins....and Mariah on top of it all!.

And, my favorite quote of all, from MC herelf, : "We're trying to be as festive as possible under the circumstances but please keep Nick in your thoughts because this is very painful. ... I'm not trying to make light out of the situation because it's a serious moment that's very tough on all of us so please keep us and our family in your prayers."

Festive? Who is trying to be festive when they are in the hospital? Should I be suprised though? I mean, this is the woman who starred in the smash hit "Glitter".....oh, you've never heard of it? Well, good for you, because that's a couple of hours of my life I can't get back now.



-KC Jones

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If you ever want to piss your wife, girlfriend, or really any female off, try to mix in how attractive Mariah Carey is. Guaranteed to drive them insane.