Evangelistic, educational, entertaining.
At last, a board game that reveals the insanity of perhaps the greatest hoax of our times -- the unscientific "theory of evolution."
"Intelligent Design vs Evolution" is unique in that the playing pieces are small rubber brains and each team plays for "brain" cards. Each player uses his or her brains to get more brains, and the team with the most brains wins. It has been designed to make people think . . . and that's exactly what it does.
"Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron are doing much more than revealing the bankruptcy of molecules-to-man evolution. They have a greater purpose: proclaiming biblical authority and reaching the lost with the precious gospel message. Enjoy this wonderful family game as you also become better equipped to defend our precious Christian faith."
-- Ken Ham, President, Answers in Genesis.
http://www.intelligentdesignversusevolution.com/
Stop the f*cking presses. Let's get this straight. Someone better go into my Amazon.com wishlist and buy me this game before I lose my f*cking mind. Are you telling me I could be learning about the biggest hoax of our times in an Evangelistic, educational, and entertaining way and I'm not? I'm sitting here reading Charles Darwin's "On the Origin of Species," trying my damnedest to disprove it with prayer and hand-wringing when I could be playing a game? Score one for the good guys because it looks like my prayers were answered! Suck it scientists! Who's smart now? I am, because I am learning FACTS like these:
"True or False? Prehistoric man may have sometimes lived in caves." "False. […] Since the first man is mentioned in the Bible's historical record, there has never been a prehistoric man."
Next time you think evolution is, you know, a scientific fact, just watch this video:
BOOM! Ridges of the banana fit perfectly into your hand to make a hilarious and delicious hand gesture for intercourse. Ipso, fatso, fact, no evolution. I don't know how much more straightforward it could be.
-Big Ran
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