The Best GIF You'll See All Day

This is from the Kansas State - Missouri hoops game the other night and poor Doug Gottlieb is just getting crushed by this kid miming a BJ.  Man, I wonder if I was that much of a schmuck when I was 12.  I mean, I know I am know, but I wonder about 20 years ago.

I wonder how you feel if you are this kid's parent.  Like, are you ashamed?  Are you proud?  I think I would have to pretend to be disappointed, but be laughing my ass off  with my friends.  

-Big Ran

KC Jones: I agree 200% w/ Big Ran, I'd pretend to be disappointed, but there's no way I wouldn't be laughing my ass off and sending the clip to EVERYONE. 

Congrats, Uconn

Don’t burn down Storrs.  This obviously leaves us with only one question:

What if Lincoln didn’t free the slaves?

-Big Ran

Let's Go Bulldogs

This is always a bittersweet night for me.  I LOVE the NCAA tournament.  I take the first two days of the tourney off from work every year to get drunk and watch hoops.  I mean there are 32 games the first two days alone and it all ends tonight.

I would love to see Butler win and they keep coming up with wins no matter what the experts say, so will tonight be any different?

If they do win, how great would it be to be a Butler student?  And Blue Two, their mascot?  I don't know if he's neutered, but man, I hope he gets tons of bitches tonight, win or lose.

-Big Ran